Keyword: Middle age

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and you choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier.

American comedian & juggler
Age

We were a generation born too late to eat goldfish and too early to flash.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Age Life

Middle Age: That time of life when you'd rather not have a good time than recover from it. 

Age Definitions

Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning; old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Age Definitions Old

Middle Age: When your age starts to show around your middle the art of raising eyebrows instead of the roof. 

Age Definitions

Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Age

Middle age is when, whenever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater.

(1922 – ) English comedy writer & television presenter
Age

There are three ages of man: youth, middle age and “Gee, you look good.”

(1913 – 1997) American comedian & radio & television host
Age Old Young

Middle-age is the time of life, that a man first notices – in his wife.

(1906 – 1989) American poet & author
Age Marriage Wives

Middle age is that perplexing time of life when we hear two voices calling us, one saying, "Why not?" and the other, "Why bother?"

(1917 –1986) American journalist
Age

Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Age Definitions

Middle age is when we can do just as much as ever – but would rather not.

Age

Middle Age: That period in life when your idea of getting ahead is staying even.

Age Definitions

Middle age: When a woman’s hair starts turning from gray to black.

Age Appearance Definitions Hair

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

American entrepreneur & author
Age

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

(1898 – 1971) American humorist
Age Appearance

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Age Appearance Body Fat

Middle Age: That period when a man begins to shed his hair, his teeth, and his illusions.

Age Definitions

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Age

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Age Health

Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.

(1908 – 1976) publisher & author
Age Children Old People