Keyword: Middle age

Middle Age: A time of life when winking at a girl is closing one eye to reality.

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

American entrepreneur & author

There are three ages of man: youth, middle age and “Gee, you look good.”

(1913 – 1997) American comedian & radio & television host

We were a generation born too late to eat goldfish and too early to flash.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.

(1924 – ) American actress & singer

Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning; old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.

(1908 – 1976) publisher & author

Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

Middle-age is the time of life, that a man first notices – in his wife.

(1906 – 1989) American poet & author

Middle Age: When your age starts to show around your middle the art of raising eyebrows instead of the roof. 

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else… and usually is.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and you choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier.

American comedian & juggler

Middle Age: When you no longer care where your wife wants to go – so long as you don’t have to go with her.

Middle age is that perplexing time of life when we hear two voices calling us, one saying, "Why not?" and the other, "Why bother?"

(1917 –1986) American journalist

Middle Age: That period in life when your idea of getting ahead is staying even.

Middle age is when we can do just as much as ever – but would rather not.

Middle Age: That time of life when you'd rather not have a good time than recover from it. 

Years ago we discovered the exact point of middle age; it occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

(1881 – 1960) American columnist

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush the net.

(1881 – 1960) American columnist

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