Subject: Education

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

(1803 – 1869) French Romantic composer
Education Life Time

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. – unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.

(1928 – ) American R&B and rock & roll singer-songwriter
Education Occupations School Work

If you can’t learn to do it well, you should learn to enjoy doing it badly.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws Success

The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

The total attention paid to an instructor is a constant regardless of the size of the class.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Beliefs Education

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist
Education Learning

I took a course in speed waiting… now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.


Learning Time

You might be a redneck if… your dad walks you to school because you’re in the same grade.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Education Family Fathers People Rednecks School

"We Hate Math" says 4 in 10 – A Majority of Americans

Education Headlines

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.

(1903 – 1966) English writer
Education England Places School

I think TV is very educational; every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Communication Education Entertainment Reading/Writing Television

I read Shakespeare and the Bible and I can shoot dice; that’s what I call a liberal education.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Education

If law school is so hard to get through… how come there are so many lawyers?

(1935 – ) columnist, journalist & novelist
Education Government Law Lawyers School

There is no direct relationship between the quality of an educational program and its cost.

Education Money Murphy’s Laws

You might be a redneck if… your school fight song is Dueling Banjos.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People Rednecks School

Lecture: A process by which the notes of the professor become the notes of the student, without passing through the minds of either.

Definitions Education School

Class schedules are designed so that every student will have time to waste between classes.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

A statesman is any politician it’s considered safe to name a school after.

(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor
Education Government People School

If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.

Education Murphy’s Laws Places School

Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get if you don’t.

(1919 – ) American folk singer
Education