Subject: Activities » Housework

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
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People often write me and ask how I keep my wood floors so clean when I live with a child and a dog, and my answer is that I use a technique called “Suffering From a Mental Illness.”

(1975 – ) blogger
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The man has not been born for whom I will iron a shirt.

(1939 – ) English actress
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I’ve decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust.

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
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I’ve decided to become gay… not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.

American comedian & actor
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I am a marvelous housekeeper; every time I leave a man I keep his house.

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress
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I did think about adopting… an 18-year-old girl from Thailand, whose hobbies include vacuuming and some light dusting.

(1964 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
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I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it.

(1932 – ) British novelist & journalist
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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Activities Housework

You don’t get spoiled if you do your own ironing.

(1949 – ) American actress
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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

(1899 – 1995) humorist
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I used to think about Cindy Crawford; now, I think about leaving dishes in the sink overnight without a war breaking out.

(1965 – 2010) American stand-up comedian & television personality
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Have you ever taken something out of the clothes hamper because it had become, relatively, the cleanest thing?

(1928 – ) British journalist, writer & columnist
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There's no real need to do housework – after four years it doesn't get any worse.

(1908 – 1999) English writer
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I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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Whatever arrangement you make for the division of household duties, your husband's job will be easier.

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My second favorite household chore is ironing, my first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.

(1922 – 2007) American novelist
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A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

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Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
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