Subject: Animals » Cats

My Big Book of Pretty Pussies

Animals Book Titles Cats

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you.

(1962 – ) American English professor & writer under pen name Eloisa James
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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A child is a person who can’t understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
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When a cat ignores you, you think “that's on you” … when a dog ignores you, you think “you saw into my dark soul.”

(1982 – ) American comedian & actress
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How long do cats live? Like assuming you don’t throw ‘em under a bus or something?

(1969 – ) American actress, film director & producer
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Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they’re really doing is saying, “I can’t knit, get this away from me!”

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor
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Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.


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Games You Can Play With Your Pussy

Book Titles Cats

To err is human; to purr, feline.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
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Cat bathing is a martial art.

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When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.

Animals Cats Murphy’s Laws Sleep

How are you supposed to be able to tell when cat food has gone bad?

(1964 – ) American
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Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that’s the deal.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.

(1964 – ) American comedian
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FREE TO GOOD HOME – Beautiful 6 mo. old male kitten — orange & caramel tabby, playful, friendly very affectionate, ideal for family w/ kids. OR Handsome 32 yr. old husband – personable, funny, good job, but doesn't like cats. Says he goes or cat goes. Call Jennifer 265-…. — come see both and decide which you'd like.

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To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction – and a cat; the last ingredient is usually hardest to come by.


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