Subject: Animals » Cats (Page 3)

Cat bathing is a martial art.

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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

(1942 – ) humorist & radio broadcaster
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I’m fond of pigs… dogs look up to us… cats look down on us… pigs treat us as equal.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
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Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.


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A man who was loved by 300 women singled me out to live with him… Why? … I was the only one without a cat.

(1952 – ) comedian
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It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor
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Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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You've never seen a cat have sex… nobody has; the Discovery Channel hasn't caught that.

American comedian & television host
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As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

(1917 – 1998) author, critic, animal rights activist
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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

(1948 – ) English novelist
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Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they’re really doing is saying, “I can’t knit, get this away from me!”

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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Games You Can Play With Your Pussy

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Cats… a standing rebuke to behavioural scientist.


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How are you supposed to be able to tell when cat food has gone bad?

(1964 – ) American
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Cat: A soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction – and a cat; the last ingredient is usually hardest to come by.


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How long do cats live? Like assuming you don’t throw ‘em under a bus or something?

(1969 – ) American actress, film director & producer
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I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist
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No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president
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Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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We’ve a cat called Ben Hur; we called it Ben till it had kittens.


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