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Characteristics
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If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Honesty
Truth
Some persons are likable in spite of their unswerving integrity.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Characteristics
Honesty
People
Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.
Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
America
Characteristics
Honesty
Lies
People
I recognize my limits, but when I look around I realize I am not living exactly in a world of giants.
Giulio Andreotti
(1919 – ) Italian Prime Minister
Characteristics
Intelligence
Be normal, and the crowd will accept you… be deranged, and they will make you their leader.
Christopher Titus
(1964 – ) American comedian & actor
Characteristics
People
Behavior
Being powerful is like being a lady; if you have to tell people you are, you aren't.
Margaret Thatcher
(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician
Characteristics
Communication
Lady
Power
The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy.
Frederick Dannay
(1905 – 1982) American mystery writer (co-author of Ellery Queen stories
Characteristics
People
Women
Glance
Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Books
Characteristics
Communication
Reading/Writing
Truth
Fiction
An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.
Doug Larson
(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Characteristics
Honesty
Alibis
Reputation
That which we call sin in others is experimentation for us.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher
Beliefs
Characteristics
Experiments
Sin
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves into a position of power should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Douglas Adams
(1952 – 2001) English writer, dramatist, & musician
Characteristics
Government
People
Work
Influence
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Communication
Lies
Listening
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Characteristics
Government
Diplomacy
I've always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position.
Pat Conroy
(1945 – ) novelist
Characteristics
Paranoia
Rational
They say the definition of ambivalence is watching your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new Cadillac.
David Mamet
(1947 – ) American playwright, screenwriter & film director
Characteristics
Ambivalence
The cure for boredom is curiosity; there is no cure for curiosity.
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Characteristics
Intelligence
Boredom
Curiosity
At my age, patience is not a virtue… it’s a luxury.
Erma Bombeck
(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Age
Characteristics
Old
Patience
If it looks easy, it's tough… if it looks tough, it's near impossible.
Stockmayer's Theorem
Characteristics
Murphy’s Laws
Situations
Difficult
Impossible
I
am firm;
you
are obstinate;
he
is a pig-headed fool.
Bertrand Russell
(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic
Characteristics
Obstinate
Stubborn
He's so honest you can shoot dice with him on the telephone.
Dan Rather
(1931 – ) television newscaster
Characteristics
Honesty
Dice
George Christian
Be moderate in all things, including moderation.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Advice
Moderation
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