Subject: Characteristics (Page 21)

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Some persons are likable in spite of their unswerving integrity.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

I recognize my limits, but when I look around I realize I am not living exactly in a world of giants.

(1919 – ) Italian Prime Minister

Be normal, and the crowd will accept you… be deranged, and they will make you their leader.

(1964 – ) American comedian & actor

Being powerful is like being a lady; if you have to tell people you are, you aren't.

(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician

The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy.

(1905 – 1982) American mystery writer (co-author of Ellery Queen stories

Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

That which we call sin in others is experimentation for us.

(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves into a position of power should on no account be allowed to do the job.

(1952 – 2001) English writer, dramatist, & musician

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

I've always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position.

(1945 – ) novelist

They say the definition of ambivalence is watching your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new Cadillac.

(1947 – ) American playwright, screenwriter & film director

The cure for boredom is curiosity; there is no cure for curiosity.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

At my age, patience is not a virtue… it’s a luxury.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist

If it looks easy, it's tough… if it looks tough, it's near impossible.

I am firm; you are obstinate; he is a pig-headed fool.

(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic

He's so honest you can shoot dice with him on the telephone.

(1931 – ) television newscaster

Be moderate in all things, including moderation.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet