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GOLD Fish: Needs good home. Is irritable but enjoys TV, $2. Phone…

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Algonquin Jaycees – in cooperation with: Citizens Against Drunk Driving – are offering a Sobering deal… a FREE Sandwich with the purchase of 20 beers

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Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

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Romance is dead. So is my mother. Man, 42, inherited wealth.

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WANTED – Workaholic for special department, all shifts. Highly reliable – no vacation or sick leave. Must be flexible, intelligent and friendly.

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BABY SITTER NEEDED. Imaginative, neutering, playful & dependable? Weekdays 12–5PM. Must have own car. Ref. required. Call 882-….

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Love is strange – wait 'til you see my feet. F, 34, wide-fitting Scholl's.

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To some, I am a world of temptation. To others, I'm just another cross-dressing pharmacist. Male, 41.

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Smile of the Week • I’m smiling because “I am going to buy some sheep.” Sonny Clements, Manzanola

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SUPERINTENDED NEEDED

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Super Bowel Party – Sunday January 30th – Complimentary Buffet…

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Free Yorkshire terrier. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

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Lustful? Sinful? Sexual? These are all words not used in conjunction with my feeble, limp form for at least 32 years. You are a woman to 40 with high class looks and low class mind. I am an ever growing vessel of limp wristed sexual energy just waiting to be shook. You may call me sir. box no. 32/02

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To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed.

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UPTIGHT GRAND PIANO HARRINGTON. $150/…

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Educational – Readin Specialist/ – Requires MT teaching certificate, with a reading endorsement (Master’s level candidates

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OPEN FOR BUSINESS – James Klindt, who spent more than a year in the Quad-City spotlight for murdering and dismembering his wife, has opened a tiny eatery at 4th and Howell streets in Davenport, called Eats and Sweets.

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QUESTION OF THE DAY – Question: What constitutes a millionaire? • Answer: A millionaire is someone who has $1 million, according to Jerry Beto, branch manager and senior vice president of investments at AG Edwards and Sons.

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WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ###, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

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Time management seminar. Washington County Library, St. George Branch… About six or sevenish.

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FREE Rent in exchange for elderly woman 319-233-….

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