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LOST MIND – Last seen before wife & kids. Any info please call…

Now Hiring – Cashier – Weekends – Must be 21+, Applications Avail. Inside – Cannot look anything like “Skeletor” from “He-Man”

Get 500 free minutes of airtime for only $50.

Bald, fat, short, and ugly male, 53, seeks short-sighted woman with tremendous sexual appetite.

SITUATIONS WANTED – WILL CLEAN your home, will take in washing & ironing in my home. Will also tattoo pet dog at your home. 297-….

2 wire mesh butchering gloves, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15

Government employer looking for candidates. Criminal background required.

GET MARRIED in a furniture store $99. Have your funeral in a furniture store. $99. Both for $150. Dollar-A-Day Lease Purchase 1015 Central Avenue 624-….

Romance is dead. So is my mother. Man, 42, inherited wealth.

Wanted: Satellite Installer

HAVE VIAGRA. Need woman. Any women between 18 & 80. PO Box ###. Boise, ID 83701.

STAFF NEEDED FOR GOURMET BURGER BAR THAT NEEDS STAFF

SUPERINTENDED NEEDED

No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.

LOST African Elephant. Call 281-701-….

CHRISTIAN woman looking for Christian man partner who is sympathetic with woman who has mental illness and hears voices but is self controlled. Phone…

3 bedroom house for sale: new gas furnace, new wiring and new water heater won't last long!

Orange, missing since 21st in Lakewood, $25 reward

Over 300 people in Napa Valley are assaulted each year. Volunteer to help.

SALVADORE DOLLY PRINT, frame, dated, signed cert. $600/obo Must sell 941-723-….

Thurs. – Skateboard Expo will be from 4 pm to 5:30 pm E. Center Street. Free. Sponsored by the Rochester Area Brain Injury Community Committee.