Subject: Classifieds (Page 5)

Sandy Clause – Attorney at Law – The Singleton Law Firm – 4050 Linwood Ave…

Mrs. Jody Defries is pleased to announce the arrival of Elijah Joel – 8 pounds 10 ounces… and the loss of twenty pounds.

Food Stamps Excepted [sic]

Fresh-Cut CHRISTMAS TREES Arriving December 28th – We Carry the Fullest Freshest Trees Available…

Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

Information – MENTALLY ILL NEEDED – To interview for Novel. Must be successful & interesting. Email: …@trsemail… (614) 537-….

MATH TUDAR NEEDED for Intermediate Algebra, needed ASAP! Call…

Silk? Tweed? Hopsack? Worsted? No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.

TOYOTA SCION • Coffin with 52 inch sunroof – $21,800

Snake for sale. Five-foot boa constrictor – only $5 per foot. Must buy entire length.

PET OF THE WEEK • Let this dog, Pea, in your home.

Georgia peaches, California grown – 89 cents lb.

We need a smart or more person to help us with our Company. Posting ##

FOR SALE – Easy chair, Kitchen table, Chester Drawers. 982-….

Tattoos done while you wait.

For Sale:  Women’s clothes. Owned by future ex-wife, need to sell quick before divorce.

WANTED: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.

FOR RENT: 6 room hated apartment.

Free 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 br 2 bth home.

GE Mammogram dish washer for sale, white $20. Good condition. (805) 523-….

Love Your Pet? Then Send A Valentine Message. We’re publishing a very special collection of Valentine wishes for your pet on Wednesday, Februay 14…