Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Subject:
Classifieds
(Page 5)
SYTLE – our name says it all. Guaranteed the best, males, escorts. Phone 302-….
Classified ad
Classifieds
WANTED: Man to wash dishes and two waitresses.
Help wanted
Classifieds
RICH INDIVIDUAL – wishes to help the needy poor. Send $2 for more information to: R.S., Santa Monica Bl. #280 Beverly Hill, CA 90210
Classified ad
Classifieds
Buy 1,000 Large Pizzas – Receive 1,000 Medium Pizzas – FREE!
Classified ad
Classifieds
Gifts for Men – Silk Boxers – Silk Robes – Silk Pajamas – Silk G-Strings – Silk Boxer Briefs – and be sure to see our Nutcracker Shorts
Classified ad
Classifieds
JOB OPPORTUNITY IN BROADCASTING – PT Janitor/maintenance-general janitorial, clean, sanitize, dust, polish, spot wash, vacuum, empty trash, gather recyces, replace light bulbs. Send resume to: MARIA ADAMS, KTSH 100 Valley Dr., Brisbane, Ca 94005. Fax 415-467-…. EOE. DEADLINE 4/12/96.
Classified ad
Classifieds
VACATION SPECIAL: have your home exterminated.
Classified ad
Classifieds
Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.
Help wanted
Classifieds
MOVING SALE – EVERYTHING IS FREE AND MUST GO IMMEDIATELY!!! ITEMS ALREADY AT THE CURB FOR CONVENIENT LOADING!!!
Classified ad
Classifieds
HELP WANTED – DoodyCalls Technician
Help wanted
Classifieds
Unashamed triumphalist male for the past 46 years. Will I bore you? Probably. Do I care? Probably not.
Personal ad
Classifieds
From Craig’s List
Meet the new face of indoor bowling! More or less the same as the old face, but less facial hair and better teeth. M, 28. Box no. 3377.
Personal ad
Classifieds
It’s Summertime! – Bring Your Children to the: Garma Specialty Clinic for Circumcision – Adult and Children – Painless, Bloodless…
Classified ad
Classifieds
CONDOS & TOWNHOUSES – Designer condo – Spacious 3 bed/2.5 ba. Tastefully redone in ’04. dine area. Kit w/subzero, stainless apps, granite ctrs, custom cabinetry. New Baths. Hrdwd flrs, crown molding. City views. Much more. 23 Hour security bldg…
Classified ad
Classifieds
Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
Classified ad
Classifieds
WAITRESS NEEDED. Must be 18 years old with 20 years experience. Apply in person Carnation Restaurant.
Help wanted
Classifieds
Caffe Allegro – In downtown Middletown –Discover why so many Italians would prefer to eat at home
Classified ad
Classifieds
Buy one restraining order, get one free!
Classified ad
Classifieds
Attorney in Fresno CA
SUBURBAN – SEE WAL-MART! From your private deck, high in the hills of Wyomissing! 5 BRs, 2 fpls. Spacious floor plan! $269,900.
Classified ad
Classifieds
Advanced Products, Inc. • 605 East Robins, Conway, Arkansas 72032 • 10% Satisfaction Guaranteed • DIRECTIONS – Take 1 to 3 tablets daily after breakfast as a dietary supplement.
Classified ad
Classifieds
Tattoos done while you wait.
Classified ad
Classifieds
Page 5 of 27
« First
« Previous
3
4
5
6
7
Next »
Last »