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John Deere self propelled 22” lawn mower. “As new”. Bought for wife. Bad idea. Top of the line. Elec. Start, bagger etc. Paid nearly $600.00. Will sell for $400.00 for best…
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Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
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FREE Rent in exchange for elderly woman 319-233-….
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GET MARRIED in a furniture store $99. Have your funeral in a furniture store. $99. Both for $150. Dollar-A-Day Lease Purchase 1015 Central Avenue 624-….
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1995 NISSAN Maxima, green, leather, loaded, CD, auto start, sunroof, 4-door, good condition, $4500. Not for sale.
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internet dates? – these are insane computer time’s we live in – wow. But how can you trust all of these e-men – it is just not safe – i am 100% real and –did not ever go to jail –Talk to me on the phone –i shook barack obama’s hand on two occasions – i know 15 guitar chords –I have a big tv with blue ray’s – I AM A REGULAR GUY SEEKING A REGULAR GAL – if you like eating tacko’s and you like to watch cartoons and movies and you have large breasts we will get along very well so please ring me up: …
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Crucifix: Little man fell off. Scented dash mount included. Like new, $10. (970) 389-….
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Mother’s Day Gift – FREE SALAMI – Steve’s Deli…
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They call me Naughty Lola. Run of the mill beardy physicist – male, 46.
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Buy Any New Vehicle & Receive A Gas BBQ! – (Cost of promotion may increase price of vehicle) …
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Christmas Sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.
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CompleteNutrition – Look better. Feel Better. Perform better. 120 Krispy Krme Dr., Suite 1, Bloomington, IL (Behind Krispy Kreme)
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My name was printed incorrectly below my letter in the December 30 issue of the Sevenoaks Chronicle. It should read L P Pook, not L P Hook. (signed) L P Hook – Sevenoaks Chronicle
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3 bedroom house for sale: new gas furnace, new wiring and new water heater won't last long!
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JOB OPPORTUNITY IN BROADCASTING – PT Janitor/maintenance-general janitorial, clean, sanitize, dust, polish, spot wash, vacuum, empty trash, gather recyces, replace light bulbs. Send resume to: MARIA ADAMS, KTSH 100 Valley Dr., Brisbane, Ca 94005. Fax 415-467-…. EOE. DEADLINE 4/12/96.
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YOUTH PROGRAMS • GENERAL/SOCIAL – Skydiving for Tots – (ages 10 mos.–2 years) Introduce your toddler to the fun and thrill of skydiving before he or she develops unwarranted fears of freefalling. Certified jump instructor…
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CONDOS & TOWNHOUSES – Designer condo – Spacious 3 bed/2.5 ba. Tastefully redone in ’04. dine area. Kit w/subzero, stainless apps, granite ctrs, custom cabinetry. New Baths. Hrdwd flrs, crown molding. City views. Much more. 23 Hour security bldg…
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Cute kitten for sale. Two cents or best offer.
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Christmas tag sale. Handmade gifts for the hard to find person.
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