Subject: Classifieds (Page 8)

John Deere self propelled 22” lawn mower. “As new”. Bought for wife. Bad idea. Top of the line. Elec. Start, bagger etc. Paid nearly $600.00. Will sell for $400.00 for best…

Advanced Products, Inc. • 605 East Robins, Conway, Arkansas 72032 • 10% Satisfaction Guaranteed • DIRECTIONS – Take 1 to 3 tablets daily after breakfast as a dietary supplement.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

FREE Rent in exchange for elderly woman 319-233-….

GET MARRIED in a furniture store $99. Have your funeral in a furniture store. $99. Both for $150. Dollar-A-Day Lease Purchase 1015 Central Avenue 624-….

1995 NISSAN Maxima, green, leather, loaded, CD, auto start, sunroof, 4-door, good condition, $4500. Not for sale.

Bring a smile to a child's face with a life-threatening illness.

internet dates? – these are insane computer time’s we live in – wow. But how can you trust all of these e-men – it is just not safe – i am 100% real and –did not ever go to jail –Talk to me on the phone –i shook barack obama’s hand on two occasions – i know 15 guitar chords –I have a big tv with blue ray’s – I AM A REGULAR GUY SEEKING A REGULAR GAL – if you like eating tacko’s and you like to watch cartoons and movies and you have large breasts we will get along very well so please ring me up: …

Crucifix: Little man fell off. Scented dash mount included. Like new, $10. (970) 389-….

Mother’s Day Gift – FREE SALAMI – Steve’s Deli…

They call me Naughty Lola. Run of the mill beardy physicist – male, 46.

Buy Any New Vehicle & Receive A Gas BBQ! – (Cost of promotion may increase price of vehicle) …

Christmas Sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.

CompleteNutrition – Look better. Feel Better. Perform better. 120 Krispy Krme Dr., Suite 1, Bloomington, IL (Behind Krispy Kreme)

My name was printed incorrectly below my letter in the December 30 issue of the Sevenoaks Chronicle. It should read L P Pook, not L P Hook. (signed) L P Hook – Sevenoaks Chronicle

3 bedroom house for sale: new gas furnace, new wiring and new water heater won't last long!

JOB OPPORTUNITY IN BROADCASTING – PT Janitor/maintenance-general janitorial, clean, sanitize, dust, polish, spot wash, vacuum, empty trash, gather recyces, replace light bulbs. Send resume to: MARIA ADAMS, KTSH 100 Valley Dr., Brisbane, Ca 94005. Fax 415-467-…. EOE. DEADLINE 4/12/96.

YOUTH PROGRAMS • GENERAL/SOCIAL – Skydiving for Tots – (ages 10 mos.–2 years) Introduce your toddler to the fun and thrill of skydiving before he or she develops unwarranted fears of freefalling. Certified jump instructor…

CONDOS & TOWNHOUSES – Designer condo – Spacious 3 bed/2.5 ba. Tastefully redone in ’04. dine area. Kit w/subzero, stainless apps, granite ctrs, custom cabinetry. New Baths. Hrdwd flrs, crown molding. City views. Much more. 23 Hour security bldg…

Cute kitten for sale. Two cents or best offer.

Christmas tag sale. Handmade gifts for the hard to find person.