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FOR SALE: Cemetery needs. Monuments, Sales, Dating, Letterings. Call Dennis Leibfried before you go. Ph.507…
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Personal Announcements: S. Paraskos and Helen Walker would like to announce that they are no longer engaged.
Engagement: S.Paraskos of Paphos, Cyprus, and Nicola Jared of UK would like to announce their engagement. – Cyprus Weekly
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Cyprus Weekly
Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7–$9 per hour.
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Sterling Optical – FREE eye with Purchase of a Prescription Pair of Eyeglasses
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Fulham Football Club seeks a Manager / Genius
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In Britain
EVANGELIST: ROGER HILLIS • Morning Service 10:30 a.m. – “Preparing For Marriage” • Evening service 6:00 p.m. – “A Look At Hell”
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Thurs. – Skateboard Expo will be from 4 pm to 5:30 pm E. Center Street. Free. Sponsored by the Rochester Area Brain Injury Community Committee.
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Square coffee table 53” Long X 21” Wide with storage, $80. 453-….
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Smith & Wesson – For the Bride To Be! – Model 642 .38 Special $419.97, Save $50…
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Free Golf! – Free Sleeve of Golf Balls! – With the purchase of a $39 hotdog plus tax (includes chips and drink)…
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Silk? Tweed? Hopsack? Worsted? No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.
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In a Ohio newspaper
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
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List your ten favourite albums… I just want to know if there's anything worth keeping when we finally break up. Practical, forward thinking man, 35.
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A BIG THANK YOU! To all the people that stopped to help the injured Ostrich on Hwy 2 Weest. We will be having an Ostrich tasting at THE RANCH on Sunday Aug 9, 1–5 PM. All are invited, children welcome, no pets please, 29 miles west on Hwy 2 854-….
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Looking for someone to do yard work. Must have hoolahoop.
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HOUSE FOR SALE • 10741 Pig Turd Alley, Amador City, CA…
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POMERANIAN POPPIES per bread, 7 wk. on 4-16-08 decals removed, teddy bear faces, very cute, $300 884-….
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WANTED – Workaholic for special department, all shifts. Highly reliable – no vacation or sick leave. Must be flexible, intelligent and friendly.
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If you have over forty eyes and have noticed how your vision has changed…
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FOR SALE: greens, turnips, collards, mustard, and rudebeggers. One mile west of Westiville, First clay road on left. Call…
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Unique Ford – only 5 minutes from Bedford – Just Across from the Women’s Prison
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