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If he opens his legs, he’ll be hard to handle.
Graham Taylor
English football player, manager & analyst
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It’s imperable that they get off to a good start.
Charlie Nicholas
Scottish football player & analyst
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The first 90 minutes of a football match are the most important.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Their football was exceptionally good – and they played some good football.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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If you’re going to score one goal or less, you’re not going to get your victories.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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Mirandinha will have more shots this afternoon than both sides put together.
Malcolm MacDonald
British football commentator
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And then there was Johan Cryuff, who at 35 has added a whole new meaning to Anno Domini.
Archie McPherson
Scottish football player
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Ilie has a deception of pace.
Glenn Hoddle
English football player & manager
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The whole team stopped as one man, but Arkwright in particular.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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It’s got nothing to do with his ability… in fact, it has got to do with his ability.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
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You need at least eight or nine men in a ten-man wall.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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What will you do when you leave soccer, Jack – will you stay in soccer?
A British soccer commentator
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And the line-up for the final of the Women’s 400 meters hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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With news of Scotland’s 0-0 victory over Holland
Scottish Television
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Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.
Ian Wright
English football player & television personality
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Kevin Keegan has now tasted the other side of the fence.
Dave Merrington
British football manager
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I'd have to be Superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have done, I've been at six different places at six different times.
George Best
(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
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The only thing I have in common with George Best is that we come from the same place, play for the same club and were discovered by the same man.
Norman Whiteside
Irish football player
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And I honestly believe we can go all the way to Wembley… unless somebody knocks us out.
John Hollins
English football player & manager
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Ian St John to Greaves: Is he speaking to you yet?
Greaves: Not yet, but I hope to be incommunicado with him in a very short space of time.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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When Celtic get an opportunity to go above Rangers they’ve got to jump at it with both hands.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
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