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Colemanballs
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Kicked wide of the goal with such precision.
Des Lynam
Irish television & radio commentator
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Manchester United are looking to Frank Stapleton to pull some magic out of the fire.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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Mixed metaphors
Gary Neville was palpable for the second goal.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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If he opens his legs, he’ll be hard to handle.
Graham Taylor
English football player, manager & analyst
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One moment I’m playing soccer and the next – whack – I wake up in hospital unconscious.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
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Hoddle hasn’t been the Hoddle we know; neither has Bryan Robson.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
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And then there was Johan Cryuff, who at 35 has added a whole new meaning to Anno Domini.
Archie McPherson
Scottish football player
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Scoring the first goal in soccer is very important, because your opponent is then faced with the task of having to score one to draw level and two to take the lead.
Graham Leggatt
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The goals made such a difference to the way this game went.
John Motson
English television football commentator
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We could be putting the hammer in Luton's coffin.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
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Mixed metaphors
… and tonight we have the added ingredient of Kenny Dalglish not being here.
Martin Tyler
English football commentator
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And at the end of the season you can only do as well as what you have done.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
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We offer no excuses, though the shower of eggs, cans, nuts and bolts throughout the match did not help my team.
Leo Beenhakker
Dutch football coach
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My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about seven.
David Beckham
professional football player
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Ian Rush unleashed his left foot and it hit the back of the net.
Mike England
Welsh football player & manager
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If that ball had crossed the line, it would have been a goal.
Antonio Rattin
Argentine football player
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Football games turn on things that are done by players.
Willie Miller
Scottish football player
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They’ve taken the horns by the scruff of the neck.
Tony Cascarino
English football player & analyst
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Mixed metaphors
I watched the game, and I saw an awful lot of it.
Andy Gray
British football player
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It's always very satisfying to beat Arsenal, as indeed Arsenal would admit.
Peter Jones
English football player
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Lorimer just turned on a sixpence, kept his head and buried it in the back of the net.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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