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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 6)
We are now in the middle of the center of the first half.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
With eight or ten minutes to go, they were able to bring Nicky Butt back and give him fifteen to twenty minutes.
Niall Quinn
Irish football player & executive
Colemanballs
The Scots have really got their hands cut out tonight.
Trevor Francis
English football player
Colemanballs
And Arsenal [English Soccer Club] now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds.
Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs
The first half was end-to-end stuff. In contrast, in this second half it's been one end to the other.
Lou Macari
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We’ve got great speed in the team, not just Gary Speed, but great speed!
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Of player Gary Speed
His strength is his strength, his strength is.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Misspokements
This evening is a very different evening from the morning we had this morning.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Time
… the Derby fans walking home absolutely silent in their cars.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
Ardiles strokes the ball like it was part of his anatomy.
Jimmy Magee
Irish sports broadcaster
Colemanballs
If Glenn Hoddle had been any other nationality, he would have had 70 or 80 caps [appearances] for England.
John Barnes
English football player
Colemanballs
Apart from their goals, Norway wouldn’t have scored.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Simon Davies has had a few injuries; maybe he wasn’t fully foot.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
Souness gave Fleck a second chance and he grabbed it with both feet.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
I can see the
carrot
at the end of the tunnel.
Stuart Pearce
English football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
Hoddle hasn’t been the Hoddle we know; neither has Bryan Robson.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
I’ve told the players to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones.
Chris Turner
British comedian
Colemanballs
I'll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Ian Durant has grown both physically and metaphorically in the close season.
Jock Wallace
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs
A Scottish soccer player & commentator
Colemanballs
For Burnley to win they are going to have to score.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
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Souness gave Fleck a second chance and he grabbed it with both feet.