Subject: Communication » Books (Page 7)

Novel: A short story padded.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

The sumptuousnss of a company's annual report is in inverse proportion to its profitability that year.

I was reading a book… The History of Glue – I couldn't put it down.

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian

A biography is a book that is usually written about a dead person because it is so unlike him when he was alive.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

With the birth of a child you lose two novels.

(1955 – ) Scottish writer

Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.

(1927 – 2007) American newspaper columnist

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels; I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.

(1908 – 1999) English writer

I found nothing really wrong with this autobiography except poor choice of subject.

(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host

I am being frank about myself in this book; I tell of my first mistake on page 850.

(1923 – ) German-born diplomat & scholar

We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in 'Red Storm Rising.'

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard only one side of the case; God has written all the books.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

It’s a very good historical book about history.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

I never read a book before reviewing it; it prejudices a man so.

(1771 – 1845) English writer & Anglican clergyman

I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Reading is an escape, an education, a delving into the brain of another human being on such an intimate level that every nuance of thought, every snapping of synapse, every slippery desire of the author is laid open before you… like, well… a book.

American playwright, television writer & author

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.

(1972 – ) Irish stand-up comedian, voice over artist & actor