Subject: Communication » Reading/Writing (Page 14)

He makes his living from ham to mouth.

(1836 – 1911) English dramatist, librettist, poet & illustrator

Write drunk; edit sober.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist

I do all my writing in bed; everybody knows I do my best work there.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist

The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance.

If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your order. If you do write, you'll receive the merchandise before your angry letter reaches its destination.

A biography is a book that is usually written about a dead person because it is so unlike him when he was alive.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

I think TV is very educational; every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

A best seller was a book which somehow sold well simply because it was selling well.

(1914 – ) historian

The road to hell is paved with adverbs.

The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.

(1788 – 1860) German philosopher

Men are like textbooks: you have to spend a lot of time between the covers to gain a small amount of satisfaction.

One man is as good as another until he has written a book.

(1817 – 1893) English tutor, education reformer, theologian & translator

Most rock journalism is people who can’t write interviewing people who can’t talk for people who can’t read.

(1940 – 1993) composer, guitarist, record producer & film director

Like a whore – first, I did it for my own pleasure; then I did it for the pleasure of my friends; and now… I do it for money.

(1878 – 1952) Hungarian-born American dramatist & novelist

Reading isn’t an occupation we encourage among police officers; we try to keep the paperwork down to a minimum.

(1933 – 1967) English playwright

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

The surprising thing about this paper is that a man who could write it would.

(1885 – 1977) English mathematician

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

It is all very well to be able to write books, but can you waggle your ears?

(1860 – 1937) Scottish author, dramatist (creator of Peter Pan)