Subject: Communication » Reading/Writing (Page 7)

He makes his living from ham to mouth.

(1836 – 1911) English dramatist, librettist, poet & illustrator

A poet can survive anything but a misprint.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Those big-shot writers could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar.

(1918 – 2006) American writer

Longfellow is to poetry what the barrel-organ is to music.

(1886 – 1963) literary critic, biographer & historian

Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

We get it, poets: Things are like other things.


I’ve read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

(1882 – 1942) American actor

A writer mustn’t shift your point of view.

The reason why so few good books are written is that so few people who can write know anything.

(1826 – 1877) English economist & journalist

Editor: The fellow who makes a long story short.

That's not writing, that's typing.

(1924 – 1984) American author

If Shakespeare had to go on an author tour to promote Romeo and Juliet, he never would have written Macbeth.

(1928 – ) American psychologist & advice columnist

Journalism is literature in a hurry.

(1822 – 1888) English writer

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.

(1941 – 2012) American novelist, producer, screenwriter & director

The big advantage of a book is it's very easy to rewind; close it and you're right back at the beginning.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

I want to write a mystery novel… or do I?

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

The first page sells that book; the last page sells your next book.

(1918 – 2006) American writer

A best seller was a book which somehow sold well simply because it was selling well.

(1914 – ) historian

Writing is easy. You just open a vein and bleed.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?

comedian

Writing comes more easily if you have something to say.

(1880 – 1957) Polish-Jewish novelist, dramatist & essayist