Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 16)

Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.

(1908 – 1965) American broadcast journalist & newscaster

To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

A sophisticated rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

(1920 – 2001) American writer & humorist

Gossip: Anything that goes in one ear and over the back fence.

Just give me a shave… I haven’t time to listen to a haircut.

Never characterize the importance of a statement in advance.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)

I will be brief… not nearly so brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the world's shortest speech; he said 'I will be so brief I have already finished,' and he sat down."

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

If I could say a few words… I would be a better public speaker.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

He was oppressed by metaphor, dislocated by parentheses and debilitated by amplification.

(1747 – 1825) English schoolmaster, writer, minister & Doctor of Law

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like “What about lunch?”

fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne

After all is said and done, more is said than done.

(c. 620 – 564 BC) Greek slave and author of over 600 fables

A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way.

(1936 – 2005) Irish comedian

It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Among my most prized possessions are words that I have never spoken.


Your ignorance cramps my conversation.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.

(1907 – 1973) poet & critic