Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 3)

There’s nothing to fear but life itself.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Emotions Fear Wordplay

Teachers: United Mind Workers.

Definitions Education Wordplay

In America you can always find a party; in Russia the party always finds you.

(1951 – ) Soviet-American comedian
America Places Wordplay

Heir Fare: Executor’s fee.

Definitions Wordplay

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Communication TV/Movie Quotes Wordplay

Beauty is only sin deep.

(1870 – 1916) British writer
Appearance Wordplay

I invented a new word – “plagiarism.”

Communication Language Wordplay

Sadist: A person who is kind to a masochist.

Definitions People Wordplay

Alarm Clock: That which scares the daylight out of you.

Definitions Wordplay

Realtor: A man with lots to sell.

Definitions Occupations Wordplay

Will you take this woman to be your awful wedded wife?

(1914 – 1953) Welsh-born poet & writer
Communication Marriage Wordplay

Love: Woman’s eternal spring and man’s eternal fall.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
Emotions Love Wordplay

One arm butlers – they can take it but they can’t dish it out.

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
Communication Wordplay

Apex: A gorilla’s old girlfriend.

Definitions Wordplay

A chrysanthemum by any other name would be easier to spell.

author
Communication Language Wordplay

To eat is human, to digest, divine.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Eating Food/Drink Wordplay

Usher: One who takes a leading part in a theatre.

Wordplay

There are very few people at the Fringe these days doing Roman-numeral jokes; I is one.

British comedian
Communication Wordplay

He was married to an acrobat, but she caught him in the act.

Communication Wordplay

Who remembers when X Factor was just Roman suncream?

British comedian
Communication Wordplay

Should not the Society of Indexers be known as Indexers Society of, The?

(1929 – 2009) British novelist, newspaper columnist & television writer
Occupations Wordplay Work