Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 3)

The early bird gets the worm but the late worm gets to live.

comedian, writer & editor
Communication Wordplay

Why are they called apartments when they’re all stuck together?

(1946 – ) American comedian
Miscellaneous Wordplay

Castration: A eunuch experience.

Definitions Wordplay

Accordionated: Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.

Definitions Wordplay

Good girls go to heaven; bad girls go everywhere else.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Communication Wordplay

I realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Wordplay

Pushing fifty is exercise enough


Activities Age Exercise Wordplay

Archaeology is the science that proves you can’t keep a good man down.

Science/Weather Wordplay

Farmer: A handy man with a sense of humus.

Definitions Wordplay

Holy deadlock.

(1890 – 1971) English humorist, novelist & playwright
Marriage Wordplay

Reoriented: Sent back to China.

Definitions Wordplay

Do they give pilots crash courses in flight school?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Occupations Wordplay Work

You’ve got to give the guy some slack… he’s caught between Iraq and a hard-on.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
Situations Wordplay

She was another of his near Mrs.

Communication Language Marriage Relationships Wordplay

I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don’t know why.

British comedian
Communication Wordplay

I remember what my grandmother said to me on her deathbed: She said: ‘I wish I’d bought a normal bed.’

British stand-up comedian, writer & actor
Communication Death Last words Wordplay

Teetotaler: One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Alcohol Definitions Wordplay

Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy, I hear you ask.

comedian
Health Wordplay

Antibody: Against everyone.

Definitions Wordplay

How is it possible to have a civil war?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Conflict War Wordplay

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

American comedian
Communication Wordplay