Subject: Death (Page 10)

I want that 50 bucks you owe me now, and I mean now.

Carl Switzer (1927 – 1959) American actor
Death Last words

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Death

Death is an acquired trait.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death

A dying man can do nothing easily.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Last words

Electrocution: Burning at the stake with all modern improvements.

Death Definitions

I am off in search of the great perhaps.

(c.1494 – 1553) French Renaissance writer, doctor, monk & Greek scholar
Last words

Absolutely not!

(1920 – 1966) American film & stage actor
Last words

Well, if it must be so.

(1843 – 1907) Norwegian composer & pianist
Last words

I find, then, I am but a bad anatomist.

(1763 – 1798) Irish revolutionary figure
Death

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili.

(1809 – 1868) American frontiersman & scout
Last words

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death Emotions Fear

Don't ask me how I am! I understand nothing more.

(1805 – 1875) Danish author & poet noted for his children's stories
Last words

Home to the palace to die.

(1818 – 1881) Emperor of the Russian Empire
Last words

Born in a hotel room, and Goddammit, died in one!

(1888 – 1953) American playwright
Last words

Why do men die before their wives? … Could it be because they want to?

(1967 – ) English comedian
Death Husbands Marriage Wives

I’ll never die in my sleep… I don’t sleep that well.

(1889 – 1966) American humorist, writer, illustrator & cartoonist
Activities Death Sleep

If this is airing in the future and no one knows who Karl Rove is — he’s the reason you all live underground.

(1974 – ) Russian-born American comedian, writer & filmmaker
Death Future People Time

When you have told anyone you have left him a legacy the only decent thing to do is to die at once.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist
Death

When I die, I want it to be on my 100the birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset he has to drop out of college.

(1961 – ) American actress
Death Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Death Things Time

Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Death