Subject: Death (Page 9)

I hope the exit is joyful and hope never to return.

(1907 – 1954) Mexican painter
Last words

Please put out the light.

(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president
Last words

Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here.

(1503 – 1566) French apothecary & reputed seer who published his prophecies
Last words

Dying is no big deal, living is the trick.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter
Death Life

I feel sleepy, a short time of rest would do me good.

(1746 – 1792) King of Sweden
Last words

Why not? After all, it belongs to him.

(1889 – 1977) English comedian, actor & film director
Last words

A few decades ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Hope, no Cash and no Jobs; please don’t let Kevin Bacon die!

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
Death

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Communication Death

Take a step or two forward, lads. It will be easier that way.

(1870 – 1922) Irish author & nationalist
Last words

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Activities Death

Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn’t scare the f**k out of everybody!

(1953 – 1992) American comedian
Death

There is no such thing as inner peace; there is only nervousness and death.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Death

Our greatest fear is to die alone, which is why I intend to take quite a few people with me.

(1972 – ) Scottish comedian
Death

I'm out of here, man. I'm gone. Keep me in your hearts.

(? – 2008) American convicted murder
Last words

Usually when someone is given an evening like this, they’re way too dead to say thank you.

(1948 – ) comedian, actor, writer, producer & film director
Death Situations

Dear me! I think I'm turning into a god…

(9 – 79) Roman Emperor
Last words

If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Death Happiness Misspokements Speech

Funeral: A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears.

Death Definitions

Suppose, suppose.

(1848 – 1929) American frontier law enforcement officer
Last words

I'd just like to say I'm sailing with the Rock and I'll be back like Independence Day with Jesus, June 6, like the movie, big mothership and all. I'll be back.

(1956 – 2002) American serial killer
Last words

Secretary: It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law.

Field’s reply: Yes, it is, very hard… it’s almost impossible.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Death Relationships TV/Movie Quotes