Subject: Death (Page 13)

Home to the palace to die.

(1818 – 1881) Emperor of the Russian Empire
Last words

Ah, Luisa, you always arrive just as I am leaving.

(1798 – 1866) Italian statesman, novelist & painter
Last words

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.

Alexander III (356 – 323 BC) King of Macedon
Death Doctors Health

Perhaps men should think twice before making widowhood our only path to power.

(1934 – ) American feminist, journalist, & social & political activist
Death Men People Women

Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.

(1909 – 1959) Australian-born American actor
Death Life Money

Nothing more than a change of mind, my dear. I always talk better lying down.

(1751 – 1836) American statesman & politician
Last words

I still live.

(1782 – 1852) American statesman, senator (Massachusetts) & writer
Last words

If there is reincarnation, I’d like to come back as Warren Beatty’s fingertips.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death

But the peasants… how do the peasants die?

(1828 – 1910) Russian writer
Last words

I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die; I would have thought the obvious one was shout for help.

(1980 – ) English comedian & novelist
Death Situations

I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.

(234 – 149 BC) Roman statesman
Death Epitaphs

I have had no real gratification or enjoyment of any sort more than my neighbor on the next block who is worth only half a million

(1821 – 1885) American businessman & millionaire
Last words

In the city, a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.

(1672 – 1719) English essasyist, poet & politician
Death Entertainment Places

This is it! I'm going. I'm going.

(1886 – 1950) American singer, comedian & actor
Last words

It’s hard to be famous and alive.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Death Life

Okay, Father. I'll pray that you don't follow me too soon.

(1920 – 1945) only American soldier to be court martialed and executed for desertion during World War II
Last words

Die? … My dear Doctor, that's the last thing I shall do!

(1784 – 1865) English statesman
Death Epitaphs

What is the time? Never mind, it’s not important…

(1817 – 1882) Hungarian journalist, writer, poet & translator
Last words

Will: A dead giveaway.

Death Definitions

That picture is awful dusty.

(1847 – 1882) American outlaw, bank robber & convicted murderer
Last words

When someone close to you dies… move seats.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Death Situations