Subject: Death (Page 20)

I don't jog; if I die I want to be sick.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Activities Death

I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to cross the street.

(1882 – 1941) English novelist, essayist, publisher & feminist
Accidents Age Death Friends People

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Appearance Body Death Eating Life Proverbs

I'm glad he died before me, because I didn't want him to sing at my funeral.

(1918 – 2002) Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet & playwright
Death People

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Death Things

If your time ain't come, not even a doctor can kill you.

Death Doctors Health Life Situations

At Last She Sleeps Alone.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist
Death

I’ll never die in my sleep… I don’t sleep that well.

(1889 – 1966) American humorist, writer, illustrator & cartoonist
Activities Death Sleep

My work is done, why wait?

(1854 – 1932) American innovator & founder of Eastman Kodak
Last words

The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties.

(1924 – 2003) American actress
Death

The most undesirable things are the most certain (death and taxes).

Death Murphy’s Laws Problems Taxes

Many people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic
Death Intelligence Thinking

In the city, a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.

(1672 – 1719) English essasyist, poet & politician
Death Entertainment Places

Where there’s a will – there’s a relative!

(1961 – ) English comedian, actor, director, producer & writer
Death Family

Apart from that, Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist
Death Situations

I'm glad that's over.

(1926 – 1984) English comedian
Last words

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Death

Ah well I suppose it has come to this… such is life.

(c.1855 – 1880) Irish Australian bushranger & outlaw
Last words

The prettier. Now fight for it.

(1851 – 1929) English dramatist & playwright
Last words

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.

(1920 – 2000) American actor
Death Doctors Health Money

Me mudder did it.

(1882 – 1928) New York businessman, gambler & kingpin of the Jewish mafia
Last words