Subject: Death (Page 18)

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Death Places

Only from the cold, my friend.

(1736 – 1793) French astronomer, orator & leader of the French Revolution
Last words

Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!

(1818 – 1883) German philosopher, economist, sociologist & socialist
Last words

Take away those pillows. I shall need them no more.

(1832 – 1898) English author, mathematician, logician & photographer
Last words

Kiss my ass! You'll never find the rest!

(1942 – 1994) American serial killer & rapist
Last words

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?

(1919 – 1991) American comedian & actor
Death People Self Situations

I am going to hell and I'm looking forward to it… I'll finally get to meet Madonna.

(1965 – ) American comedian
Death Insults Places

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter.

(1853 – 1921) American buffalo hunter, U.S. Marshal, Army scout, gambler, frontier lawman & newspaperman
Last words

Never felt better.

(1911 – 2000) American actor
Last words

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author
Characteristics Death Life

Do not hack me as you did my Lord Russell.

(1649 – 1685) English nobleman
Last words

I wonder why he shot me.

(1893 – 1935) U.S. governor & senator (Louisiana)
Last words

Firefly: Not that I care, but where is your husband?
Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead.
Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Death TV/Movie Quotes

Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Death

Capital Punishment: Killing people who kill people to prove that killing people is wrong.

Crime Death Definitions Killing

The grass is brown on both sides of the fence.

Death Murphy’s Laws

My vocabulary did this to me. Your love will let you go on…

(1925 - 1965) American poet
Last words

I understand life isn’t fair, but why couldn’t it just once be unfair in my favor?

American comedian
Death

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Activities Death People

The show which, alas, every actor has to miss is his own memorial service.

(1908 – 1992) English actor
Death Entertainment

No! I didn't come here to make a speech. I came here to die.

Cherokee Bill (1876 – 1896) American convicted murderer & outlaw
Last words