Subject: Death (Page 22)

We were making love and I took the bag off my head.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Appearance Death Ugly

Cut 'er loose, Doc!

(1861 – 1909) American painter, illustrator, sculptor & writer
Last words

Capital Punishment: Killing people who kill people to prove that killing people is wrong.

Crime Death Definitions Killing

Only you have ever understood me… and you got it wrong.

(1770 – 1831) German philosopher
Last words

I thought it was in terribly bad taste for him to die when he did.

(1942 – ) English comic, actor (Monty Python's Flying Circus)
Death

All my possessions for a moment of time.

(1533 – 1603) Queen of England & Ireland
Last words

I told my girlfriend when I was going to die, because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Death

I'd rather be fishing.

(c.1962 – 1987) American convicted murderer
Last words

If your time ain't come, not even a doctor can kill you.

Death Doctors Health Life Situations

It's very beautiful over there.

(1847 – 1931) American inventor, scientist & businessman
Last words

My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Death Husbands Mothers

An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist
Death Epitaphs

No comment.

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist
Last words

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death Intelligence

If any of you have a message for the Devil, give it to me, for I am about to meet him!


Last words

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

(1923 – 1999) American satirical novelist, short story writer & playwright
Death

This isn't Hamlet, you know. It's not meant to go into the bloody ear.

(1907 – 1989) English actor, director & producer
Last words

I’m afraid I’m being an awful nuisance.

(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet
Death Last words

Mozart! Mozart!

(1860 – 1911) Austrian composer
Last words

Will: A dead giveaway.

Death Definitions

Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.

(1963 – ) Canadian comedian, actor, screenwriter & film producer
Death Marriage