Subject: Death (Page 23)

How young can you die of old age?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Age Death Life Old Young

Maybe they only had one rocket.

British WWII soldier
Last words

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying.

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
Communication Death Reading/Writing

When Sinclair (Lewis) is dead he's dead; when I die I'm immortal.

(1873 – 1945) journalist & author
Death People Self

Longevity: Uncommon extension of the fear of death.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Death Definitions Language Life

My friend died doing what he loved… heroin.

Canadian-American comedian, writer & columnist
Activities Death Drugs

I'm tired of fighting! I guess this thing is going to get me.

born Erik Weisz (1874 – 1926) Hungarian-born American magician, stunt performer & escape artist
Last words

An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist
Death Epitaphs

Let’s face facts, shall we?… There is a very real possibility that this could also be the last day of the rest of your life.

(1939 – ) television newscaster
Death Life Situations

On the contrary!

(1828 – 1906) Norwegian playwright, theatre director & poet
Last words

I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.

(1918 – 1988) American physicist
Last words

I want nothing but death.

(1775 – 1817) English novelist
Last words

The Senate seems like the place where smart people go to die.

(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian
Death Government Politicians

Our sympathy is extended to Samuel Austin, whose mother pasted away.

Church Bulletins Death

Success has killed more men than bullets.

(1884 – 1933) American saloon keeper, actress & entrepreneur
Death Success

Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

(1956 – ) author & movie actress
Death

You know how you're going to die, you just don't know when.

comedian
Activities Death Places

In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts and in living color, you are going to see another first –- attempted suicide.

(1944 – 1974) American television news reporter
Last words

My granny was recently beaten to death by my grandad; not as in, ‘with a stick’… he just died first.

(1978 – ) British comedian
Death

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist
Death Life Men People Time

Firefly: Not that I care, but where is your husband?
Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead.
Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Death TV/Movie Quotes