Subject: Emotions » Love (Page 5)

Love conquers all things… except poverty and toothache.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Emotions Health Love Money

A man in love is like a clipped coupon… it's time to cash in.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Emotions Love Men People

If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.

(1982 – ) American author
Emotions Love Situations

I saw a pair of knickers today on the front it said, “I would do anything for love” and on the back it said “but I won't do that.”

(1975 – ) English comedian
Emotions Love Sex

Money is not the most important thing in the world, love is… fortunately, I love money.

(1934 – ) comedian
Emotions Love Money

Love can be sordid only if you work at it.

(1952 – ) cartoonist
Emotions Love Work

All you really need is love… but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)
Emotions Love

Your heart is my piñata.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist
Anger Emotions Love

Love: Two minds without a single thought.

(1896 – 1949) American dramatist
Emotions Love

Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.

Emotions Love Sex

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.

(1749 – 1832) German writer & statesman
Emotions Love Marriage

What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn’t understand math.

(1978 – ) American comedian & writer
Emotions Love Money People Women

Love: Oceans of emotions surrounded by expanses of expenses.

Definitions Emotions Love

I’m in love with a philosophy major, and she doesn’t even know I exist – and worse… she can prove it.

(1974 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
Emotions Intelligence Love Situations

Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.

(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor
Emotions Love

Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.

(1933 – ) English actress & author
Emotions Love Marriage

If love were oil, I'd be about a quart low.

(1946 – 1994) writer & humorist
Emotions Love

Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it – if that isn't love I don't know what is.

(1939 – 2000) American actor
Love

It's better to have loved and lost, then have to live with that bitch for the rest of my life.

comedian
Divorce Emotions Love Marriage

Every man is thoroughly happy twice in his life: just after he has met his first love, and just after he has left his last one.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Emotions Happiness Love

The voice of love seemed to call me… but it was a wrong number.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist
Emotions Love