Subject: Emotions » Love (Page 4)

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her body.

(1664 – 1726) English architect & dramatist

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you’re telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

Diane: And everyone knows that hate is not the opposite of love. Indifference is.
Sam: Well, whatever you say. I really don’t care.

(1947) is an American actor, author & producer

Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

All you really need is love… but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)

The heaviest object in the world is the body of the woman you have ceased to love.

(1715 – 1747) French writer & moralist

Love’s like the measles… all the worse when it comes late in life.

(1803 – 1857) English writer

It's better to have loved and lost, then have to live with that bitch for the rest of my life.

comedian

I was nauseous and tingly all over… I was either in love or I had smallpox.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it – if that isn't love I don't know what is.

(1939 – 2000) American actor

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

(1977 – ) Irish actress, producer & writer

I remember what I was doing the first time I told someone I loved them… I was lying to get sex.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor

My definition of love is: Being willing to die for someone, that you yourself want to kill.

(1982 – ) American actress & comedian

I saw a pair of knickers today on the front it said, “I would do anything for love” and on the back it said “but I won't do that.”

(1975 – ) English comedian

If love were oil, I'd be about a quart low.

(1946 – 1994) writer & humorist

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend… I love this girl… I know I love her because she told me.

American actor & comedian

Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.

(1950 – ) American cartoonist Cathy

Love conquers all things… except poverty and toothache.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol