Subject: Emotions » Love (Page 2)

Love is what you make it; unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.

(1982 – ) American author

Love is a lot like a backache… it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

Love is staying up all night with a sick child… or a healthy adult.

(1939 – ) British journalist, comedian, writer & media personality

There is no reciprocity; men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.

Anna Haycraft (1932 – 2005) English writer & essayist

Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

A mutual misunderstanding.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the post long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person.

Men always want to be a woman's first love; women like to be a man's last romance.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Adultery is the application of democracy to love.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they’re probably broke.

Love will find a lay.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist

In the race for love, I was scratched.

Love is the answer… but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Love never dies of starvation, but often of indigestion.

(1620 – 1705) French author, courtesan & patron of the arts

Love: Oceans of emotions surrounded by expanses of expenses.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend… I love this girl… I know I love her because she told me.

American actor & comedian

Love conquers all things… except poverty and toothache.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol