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Emotions
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Ecstasy: Happiness with its clothes off.
Anonymous
Definitions
Emotions
Happiness
Sex
Ecstasy
Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers
Anonymous
Characteristics
Emotions
Expressions
Nervous
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
Nancy Astor
(1879 – 1964) British politician
Alcohol
Emotions
Food/Drink
Happiness
All men are afraid of eyelash curlers; I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.
Rita Rudner
(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Arms
Fear
Men
People
Things
Eyelash curlers
As my mother used to say, ‘You’ll get unconditional love from me when you’ve earned it.
Drew Hastings
(1954 – ) American stand-up comedian
Emotions
Family
Mothers
Relationships
Unconditional love
Violent Prayer: Engaging Your Emotions Against Evil
Chris Tiegreen
Book Titles
Emotions
Saving love doesn't bring any interest.
Mae West
(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Emotions
Love
Money
Saving
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Rod Schmidt
Emotions
Situations
Forests
Jokes
If the phone doesn’t ring, it’s me.
Jimmy Buffett
(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & businessman
Emotions
Things
(also Firth’s Law of Tailoring)
Telephone
Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about.
Lynn Johnston
(1947 – ) Canadian cartoonist
(For Better or For Worse)
Characteristics
Emotions
Complaining
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