Subject: Emotions (Page 23)

Ecstasy: Happiness with its clothes off.

Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

(1879 – 1964) British politician

All men are afraid of eyelash curlers; I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

As my mother used to say, ‘You’ll get unconditional love from me when you’ve earned it.

(1954 – ) American stand-up comedian

Violent Prayer: Engaging Your Emotions Against Evil

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?


If the phone doesn’t ring, it’s me.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & businessman

Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about.

(1947 – ) Canadian cartoonist (For Better or For Worse)