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Subject:
Emotions
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I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
Tom Lehrer
(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist
Emotions
Love
People
Hate
Love: Woman’s eternal spring and man’s eternal fall.
Helen Rowland
(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
Emotions
Love
Wordplay
The only difference in the game of love over the last few thousand years is that they've changed trumps from clubs to diamonds.
The Indianapolis Star
Emotions
Love
Relationships
Diamonds
The secret to happiness is short-term, stupid self-interest!
Bill Watterson
(1955 – ) cartoonist
(Calvin and Hobbes)
Emotions
Happiness
From Calvin & Hobbes
Give them pleasure – the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
Alfred Hitchcock
(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer
Emotions
Entertainment
Film
Nightmares
Pleasure
They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers… but they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
Carl Sagan
(1934 – 1996) American astronomer, astrophysicist & author
Emotions
Laughter
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
H.L. Mencken
(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Communication
Happiness
Language
People
Puritanism
There is no more embarrassing thing in my life that the fact that I have actually uttered the phrase, “I would like to order the Ginsu Knife.”
Jerry Seinfeld
(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Emotions
Embarrassing
Ginsu Knife
Money brings some happiness; but after a certain point, it just brings more money.
Neil Simon
(1927 – 2018) playwright & screenwriter
Emotions
Happiness
Money
Although it is a far cry from there to here, he laughed all the way.
Arthur ‘Bugs’ Baer
(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
Emotions
Laughter
Situations
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