Subject: Emotions (Page 23)

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist

Love: Woman’s eternal spring and man’s eternal fall.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

The only difference in the game of love over the last few thousand years is that they've changed trumps from clubs to diamonds.

The secret to happiness is short-term, stupid self-interest!

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)

Give them pleasure – the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers… but they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

(1934 – 1996) American astronomer, astrophysicist & author

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

There is no more embarrassing thing in my life that the fact that I have actually uttered the phrase, “I would like to order the Ginsu Knife.”

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

Money brings some happiness; but after a certain point, it just brings more money.

(1927 – 2018) playwright & screenwriter

Although it is a far cry from there to here, he laughed all the way.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist