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Emotions
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Every animal is sad after (sex) except the human female and the rooster.
Claudius Galen
(AD 129 – 199) Roman physician & philosopher
Emotions
Sex
Sadness
Violent Prayer: Engaging Your Emotions Against Evil
Chris Tiegreen
Book Titles
Emotions
Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
Bill Vaughn
(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor
Emotions
Happiness
Money
One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.
William Feather
(1908 – 1976) publisher & author
Happiness
Intelligence
People
Civilization
Donald Rumsfeld… love him or hate him, you've gotta admit: a lot of people hate him.
Jon Stewart
(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian
Emotions
Insults
Donald Rumsfeld
Hate
When we are happy we are always good, but when we are good we are not always happy.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Emotions
Happiness
Good
If you’ve never been hated by your child, you’ve never been a parent.
Bette Davis
(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
Children
Emotions
Family
Parents
Hatred
Man is the only animal that blushes… or needs to.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Animals
Emotions
People
Blushes
As my mother always says, “If you have to swear to get laughs, then you’re obviously a c**t.”
Ed Byrne
(1972 – ) Irish stand-up comedian, voice over artist & actor
Communication
Emotions
Laughter
Speech
Swearing
Diane: And everyone knows that hate is not the opposite of love. Indifference is.
Sam: Well, whatever you say. I really don’t care.
Ted Danson
(1947) is an American actor, author & producer
Love
TV/Movie Quotes
As Sam Malone in “Cheers”
Indifference
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