Subject: Family » Children (Page 7)

You see much more of your children once they leave home.

(1911 – 1989) television actress
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A teen-ager out of sight is like a kite in the clouds; even though you can’t see it you feel the tug on the string.

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The best time to give advice to your children is while they’re still young enough to believe you know what you’re talking about.

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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
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The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.

(1894 – 1972) King of the United Kingdom
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Kids… it’s like living with homeless people.

(1965 – ) American comedian
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If you’ve never been hated by your child, you’ve never been a parent.

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
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Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn’t have to.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
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Parenthood is a lot easier to get into than out of.

(1941 – ) poet, author, editor & anthologist
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The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system; the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
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The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.

(1928 – ) British journalist, writer & columnist
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Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist
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When traveling with children… at least one child of any number of children will request a rest room stop exactly halfway between any two given rest areas.

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Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child – if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Children Food/Drink Time

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
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It’s really hard being a single mom nowadays – which is why I don’t have children.

American-Mexican stand-up comedian & actress
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Sh*tty Mom: The Parenting Guide for the Rest of Us

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If you were to open up a baby’s head – and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should – you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
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The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.

(1927 – ) American cartoonist (Momma)
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Enough is never enough.

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