Subject: Insults (Page 15)

He's liked, but he's not well liked.

(1915 – 2005) playwright & essayist
Characteristics Insults

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized to how many people he is not a sex symbol but a mother image.

(1947 – ) English musician, actor, record producer & arranger
Insults

A nice, acrid, savage, pathetic old chap.

(1893 – 1979) English literary critic
Insults

Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts.

(1926 – 2017) American stand-up comedian & actor
Insults People

I was well warned about English food, so it did not surprise me, but I do wonder sometimes, how they ever manage to prise [lever] it up long enough to get a plate under it.

(1910 – 1997) American writer
England Food/Drink Insults Places

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: If I were married to you, I’d put poison in your coffee.

Churchill, in reply: If you were my wife, I’d drink it.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Insults Marriage People

You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.

Insults

He would sooner keep hot coals in his mouth than a witticism.

(1810 – 1892) Scottish minister
Insults

Scorsese was our director; he had phone books under his ass so he could see the actors.

(1926 – 2017) American stand-up comedian & actor
Insults

A cherub's face, a reptile all the rest.

(1688 – 1744) English poet
Appearance Insults

You were born with your legs apart; they'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.

(1933 – 1967) English playwright
Insults Sex

Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Appearance Fat Insults

Pamela Anderson revealed all the taste and refinement of a hooker on holiday.

(1933 – ) English actress & author
Appearance Insults

Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

The 100% American is 99% idiot.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
America Insults People

When his time comes I shall buy a piece of the rope for a keepsake.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Insults

There's nothing wrong with you that a vasectomy of the vocal cords wouldn't fix.

(1944 – ) American author & novelist
Communication Insults Speech

They're just jealous because they don't have three wise men and a virgin in the whole organization.

(1941 – ) Mayor of Providence, Rhode Island
Government Insults

If life was a party, he wasn’t even in the kitchen.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Insults Life

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor.

American author
Appearance Insults