Subject: Intelligence » Mind

The German mind has a talent for making no mistakes but the very greatest.

(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.

(1928 – 1982) American novelist, short story writer & essayist

He] had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.

(1948 – ) English novelist

I’m going to speak my mind because I have nothing to lose.

(1906 – 1992) Canadian-born American academic

I told her the thing I loved most about her was her mind… because that's what told her to get into bed with me naked.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Great spirits often meet violent opposition with mediocre minds.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?

(1929 – ) American writer

Pain: An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

If most people said what’s on their minds, they’d be speechless.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

A stale mind is the devil’s breadbox.

(1962 – ) American English professor & writer under pen name Eloisa James

What a terrible thing to have lost one’s mind… or not to have a mind at all; how true that is.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Marge, every time I learn something new it pushes something old out of my brain. Remember that time I learned how to make wine and forgot how to drive?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Some people hear voices; some see invisible people; others have no imagination whatsoever.

He would come in and say he changed his mind… which was a gilded figure of speech, because he didn't have any.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.

(1891 – 1968) American publisher of The New York Times

I ain’t in a happy frame of mood.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)