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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 27)
Making mistakes on our usually flawless show is
disarming.
Malaprop
Malaprops
Alarming
Busted
tribia
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Bones
Tibia
Beat your tambourines with the
Hairy Knishes.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Hari krishna
You could have knocked me down with the
weather!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Weather
To make the drawers work better, rub them with
paraphernalia.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Paraffin
I got a run in my
neon
stockings.
Anonymous
Clothing
Malaprops
Nylon
Why don't you go take a
short walk on a long pier?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Long walk off a short pier
I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta
consecrate
on that.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Concentrate
Wearing a
Yamaha
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Yarmulke
Smells like some kind if
saniquarium.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Sanitarium
In a pig’s
dye.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Eye
What a terrible
cat's after me!
Anonymous
Malaprops
Catastrophe
In bed, I’m totally
impudent
… [later] I got the feeling my prudence is coming back.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Impotent
Potentcy
Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to
exercise
with her.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Exorcise
Up at the
crank
of dawn.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
Time
Crack
I was
beaming
at the seams!
Anonymous
Malaprops
Bursting
Ya don’t have to soft soap me.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Let
fightin' dogs lie.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Animals
Malaprops
Situations
Sleeping dogs lie
You made a certain
referential
remark there.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Deferential
This is what I spent all those years learning my
ABDs
for?
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
ABCs
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
He’s still
scravengin’
down here.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Scavenging
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