Subject: Malaprops (Page 27)

One brain washes the other.

Malaprops

That picture with Lon Chaney – “Of Mouse And Men.”

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Malaprops

… my eyes was lookin' at hard pore cornography.

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You're just trying to make me admit something I didn't do. I know all about reverse biology, buddy. I'm not an idiot.

Intelligence Malaprops

All your friends are gonna be green with envious.

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Malaprops

… buy one of them battery operated transvestite radios.

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Malaprops

It ain’t exactly the Pope Diamond.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

As youse people say, Sh-boom.

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Malaprops People

… when he goes besmearing the name…

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Malaprops

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine.

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Malaprops Mixed metaphors

Did you watch the space shovel take off?

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Behold, this very day, I have interceded another letter from the fellow.

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Have no delusions about the past.

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We're gonna strike before Ivan gets hot.

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Malaprops

The doctor felt the man's purse and thought it was awfully low.

Health Malaprops

They live in a two-storage house.

Malaprops

I’ve never seen a man so low and depaved.

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Characteristics Malaprops

I’m half prostate in the heat.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate.

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Cooking Food/Drink Malaprops

He was a very immortal person.

Characteristics Malaprops

I’d say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes