Subject: Malaprops (Page 29)

There's a traumatic difference between the two.

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I ain’t got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can’t make no mistakes. Like he’s, waddya call, inflammable.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Characteristics Malaprops Mistakes

He’s shown a lack of inconsistency.

Malaprops Sports

… buy one of them battery operated transvestite radios.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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When a boy’s coming into poobertyhood.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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He's the type who will cut your throat behind your back.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Malaprops People

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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Flying saucers are just an optical conclusion.

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What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about the presidential erection?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

One man's goose is another man's dander.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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There’s two heads to every coin.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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We had a longer holiday than usual this year because the school was closed for altercations.

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Floods and diseases and pestillentaries.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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It’s too caustic, said a director, when asked his opinion of a script.

Goldwyn: To hell with the cost, if it’s a good picture, we’ll make it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops Misspokements

When I'm sick, I take Casper Oil.

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Print the bulletins and get the information decimated.

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Spanish Imposition.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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Homer also wrote the Oddity.

Books Malaprops Reading/Writing

Long road to hoe

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Candlestine romance

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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In the nineteenth century, life was hard for Europe’s pheasants.

Malaprops People Poverty