Subject: Malaprops (Page 29)

He’s wearing a tomahawk haircut.

Malaprops

You want people to think you live in a pig’s eye?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

First time in 23 years our minds are synchrosized.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Like they say, it ain’t over till the fat guy swings.

professional baseball player
Baseball Malaprops Sports

Hot flushes and mentalpause.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Looking at the initials on your monogroom.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Up the creek without a saddle.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

In her elastic stockings, next to her very close veins.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Health Malaprops

The amount of education you have determines your loot in life.

Education Malaprops

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

That was that dumb movie about nuns starring Ingrid Bernstein.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Children Malaprops

Nothing Eyetalian because it causes garlic stones.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

… to love and to cherish, till death do us apart.

Malaprops

She takes everything I say out of contest.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Communication Malaprops

Just keep your eye on the pie.

Malaprops

What’d ya do, sneak off to some chyropractor and get yourself fixed?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Waddya expect him to say, entray voose?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Texas has a lot of electrical votes.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Government Malaprops Places Yogi-isms

Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops Situations