Subject: Malaprops (Page 5)

Worst case Ontario.

Tell her I ain’t crawlin’ home to her with my tail between her legs.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The first minute we get something beautiful going you got a way of saying things that just, I dunno, breaks the whole spill.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Ya don’t have to soft soap me.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I ain't gonna eat this food with these Chink pick-up sticks.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Like they say, it ain’t over till the fat guy swings.

professional baseball player

Won by your distinguished incrumbent.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It ain’t German to the conversation. It ain’t supposed to make sense; it’s faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I am sorry to say that my affluence over my niece is very small.

She raped him in a blanket.

[telling the story of Samson] He took a jawbone from the grass and slew the Palistine army.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I’m a ragged individualist.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

The police surrounded the building and threw an accordion around the block.

He received a decease and desist order.

You want people to think you live in a pig’s eye?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Did you watch the space shovel take off?

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Book Of Ecclesiasticles

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

We were young: college students, we were full of vim and vinegar.

It’s in an upward spinal.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)