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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 5)
And then he [Mike Tyson] will have only
channel
vision.
Frank Bruno
English boxer
Malaprops
Tunnel vision
I just don’t want you to do nothing on the
sperm
of the moment.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Spur
Commenstrual
with my experience.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Commensurate
Dreams do come
through.
Anonymous
Malaprops
True
A
Polack
art exhibit!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Painter Jackson Pollock
Rome wasn't burned in a day.
Leo Rosten
(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Malaprops
Rome
I didn't come all this way to spend my vacation in a
one-whore
town.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
One-horse
Arrivaducci, von boyage.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Communication
Language
Malaprops
Arrivederci
Bon voyage
She looked gorgeous in her new dress – absolutely
explicit.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Exquisite
At the zoo I like to watch the
polo bears.
Anonymous
Animals
Malaprops
Polar bears
I’d say that the Meathead probably got
magnesia
and forgot where his mouth was.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Amnesia
What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of
heresy.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Family
Malaprops
Heredity
My husband went to Radio Shack and got some
dog ears
for the TV.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Television
Rabbit ears
I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
The most dangerous killer in the
animals
of crime.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Annals
I'm going to hold my
breast
until I turn blue.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Breath
Never let a gift horse in the house.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Never look a gift horse in the mouth
Nothing Eyetalian because it causes
garlic
stones.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Gall stones
Italian
Wake up from your
fiestas!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Siestas
He’d go through the house like
Typhoon
Mary.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Typhoid Mary
Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Trouble
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