Subject: Malaprops (Page 5)

And then he [Mike Tyson] will have only channel vision.

English boxer

I just don’t want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Commenstrual with my experience.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Dreams do come through.

A Polack art exhibit!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Rome wasn't burned in a day.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

I didn't come all this way to spend my vacation in a one-whore town.

(1971 – ) American actress

Arrivaducci, von boyage.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She looked gorgeous in her new dress – absolutely explicit.

At the zoo I like to watch the polo bears.

I’d say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

My husband went to Radio Shack and got some dog ears for the TV.

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The most dangerous killer in the animals of crime.

I'm going to hold my breast until I turn blue.

(1971 – ) American actress

Never let a gift horse in the house.

Nothing Eyetalian because it causes garlic stones.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Wake up from your fiestas!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’d go through the house like Typhoon Mary.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)