Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 10)

Make Me Late For Work Today

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A fine howdy-do

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She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.

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One bad thing about Lassie, she was always warning you about something; let me be surprised for a change.

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Between you me and the gatepost…

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Even a blind hog finds an acorn now and then.

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I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
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Whenever you read a good book, it’s like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don’t like to read good books.

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If you’re ever shipwrecked on a tropical island and you don’t know how to speak the natives’ language, just say “Poppy-oomy.” I bet it means something.

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It was all still and Sunday-like.

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Like a turkey in young corn

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Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.

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If my dog was ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.

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She'll be late to her own funeral.

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She’s got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.

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How do you write ‘zero’ in Roman Numerals?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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Peter Marshall: At NASA, what keeps the cool air running around in the spacesuits?

Paul Lynde: Itsy bitsy Eskimoes….

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You Done The Wrong Woman Wrong

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He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.

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I’m not going to make the same mistake once.

(1937 – ) American actor, producer, screenwriter & director
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Couldn't hit a barn if you were on the inside.

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