Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 75)

Klaus Toppmoller: hair like David Gower and dress sense like Austin Powers.

British sports announcer
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Tall hog at the trough

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Marta was watching the football game with me when she said, “You know most of these sports are based on the idea of one group protecting its territory from invasion by another group.”
Yeah, I said, trying not to laugh. Girls are funny.

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Tighter than bark on a tree

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Busy as a stump-tailed cow in fly time.

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All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.

English football player
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Unfortunately, all Coach Carter taught me was that I can actually scratch the first four verses of Revelations into the back of a theater chair with my fingernail in a little under two hours.

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Miscellaneous Reviews/Criticism

If I ever get burned beyond recognition, and you can’t decide if it’s me or not, just put my funny fisherman’s hat on my head. “See, it’s me!”

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Friendship is like peeing your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.

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Hotter than the hinges of Hell.

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I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.

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Another horse been in his barn

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How long is a piece of string?

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