Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 75)

I wanted to be that cranky old guy that stands on his porch and yells at the neighborhood kids.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
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With every new sunrise, there is a new chance; but with every sunset, you blew it.

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Happy as a hog in slop.

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I’d like to see a movie where a guy is going to die when the sand runs out of an hourglass, but then at the last minute an ant stops the sand from running out. Then the rest of the movie is about the ant.

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It was all still and Sunday-like.

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What if nothing exists and we’re all in somebody’s dream? .. or what'’s worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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That’s smoother than a spanked baby’s butt

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Hold your horses

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Whenever anybody says he's struggling to become a human being I have to laugh because the apes beat him to it by about a million years. Struggle to become a parrot or something.

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I’ll show you where the bear sat in the buckwheat.

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Sleepier than a river coon

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Finer than frog's hair

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I Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?

Miscellaneous Song Titles