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In my next life, I hope I come back as a parrot, because I already know quite a few words.

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Leader Of The Laundromat

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If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody opens my lid, a boxing glove on a spring shoots out.

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Sweet talkin’ thing

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If my dog was ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.

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Don't sneeze behind a skittish horse.

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If she gets to heaven she'll ask to see the upstairs.

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Go hog wild

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If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you’re in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don’t know what to tell you.

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A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.

(1935) British film director, producer & food critic
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Tighter than bark on a tree

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Give me some sugar.

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I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
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