Subject: Misspokements (Page 10)

Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, “Fourscore and seven years ago.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.

Golf Misspokements Sports

We expect them (Salvadoran officials) to work toward the elimination of human rights.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements People

A man could not be in two places at the same time unless he were a bird.

(1736 – 1807) Irish politician
Misspokements People

When I hit Jimmy with that left it felt like when you hit a baseball and it goes right into deep field.

American boxing champion
Boxing Misspokements Sports

He treats us like men; he lets us wear earrings.

college football player
Football Misspokements Sports

Such Bulgarians should be vanished.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

You don’t like to see hookers going down on players like that.

New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports

The Republic-of-China – back in the Olympic Games for the first time.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

You’ve got to take the bitter with the sour.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics Misspokements Speech

And later on, it’s the Syracuse Orangemen against the Indiana Hoosiers from Hawaii.

Misspokements Places

Stronsay is an island surrounded by sea.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements

Chappell just stood on his feet and smashed it to the boundary.

cricket commentator
Misspokements Sports

Here’s a guy who can use his arms and legs at the same time.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
Football Misspokements Sports

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Villeneuve is now twelve seconds ahead of Villeneuve.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

The Mexicans… these tiny little men from South America.

British sports commentator
Boxing Misspokements People Sports

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Misspokements

Hemmoroods

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

We have completed all the items: from A to B.

(1938 – 2010) Russian politician
Misspokements