Subject: Misspokements (Page 20)

He’s missing the absence of Dennis [Bergkamp].

English professional football player & commentator

Considering what he done, I think it was highly aproplactic.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I sure hope you’re staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The Yankees are only interested in one thing, and I don’t know what that is.

professional baseball player

In comparison, there’s no comparison.

English soccer commentator

I can definitely say, that had the police not been there this morning, there would have been no arrests.

British politician

Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

He's a leading leader on this football team.

American football coach

When your back is against the wall, there is only one thing to do, and that is turn around and fight.

(1943 – ) British prime minister & politician

Your lucky number… is… C.

(1971 – ) American actress

Right now I feel that I’ve got my feet on the ground as far as my head is concerned.

professional baseball player

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we’ve got television.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Interviewer: Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?

Chris Eubank: On what?

British boxing champion

Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David.

American football & basketball coach

I am not part of the problem, I am a Republican.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Better teams win more often than the teams that are not so good.

professional hockey coach

People in Preston ward are invited to a meeting at 7.15 pm tonight in St. Mary's Church Hall… to meet councillors and beat police officers.

Mayor of New York

There’s an old saying, “Ya don’t keep runnin’ after you catch the bus.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

When I hit Jimmy with that left it felt like when you hit a baseball and it goes right into deep field.

American boxing champion

Can she sing?… she's practically a Florence Nightingale.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Why do you always insist on playing while I’m trying to conduct?

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist