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Subject:
Misspokements
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He’s missing the absence of Dennis [Bergkamp].
Brian Marwood
English professional football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Considering what he done, I think it was highly
aproplactic.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
Appropriate
I sure hope you’re staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
The Yankees are only interested in one thing, and I don’t know what that is.
Luis Polonia
professional baseball player
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
In comparison, there’s no comparison.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Misspokements
I can definitely say, that had the police not been there this morning, there would have been no arrests.
Arthur Scargill
British politician
Misspokements
Arrests
Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
He's a leading leader on this football team.
Bill Curry
American football coach
Football
Misspokements
Sports
When your back is against the wall, there is only one thing to do, and that is turn around and fight.
John Major
(1943 – ) British prime minister & politician
Conflict
Fights
Misspokements
Adversity
Your lucky number… is… C.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Right now I feel that I’ve got my feet on the ground as far as my head is concerned.
Bo Belinsky
professional baseball player
Intelligence
Mind
Misspokements
Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we’ve got television.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Entertainment
Misspokements
Television
Interviewer: Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?
Chris Eubank: On what?
Chris Eubank
British boxing champion
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David.
Shug Jordan
American football & basketball coach
Misspokements
Sports
Betting
Odds
I am not part of the problem, I am a Republican.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Problems
Speech
Republicans
Better teams win more often than the teams that are not so good.
Tom Watt
professional hockey coach
Hockey
Misspokements
Sports
When his team was not so good
People in Preston ward are invited to a meeting at 7.15 pm tonight in St. Mary's Church Hall… to meet councillors and beat police officers.
John F. Hylan
Mayor of New York
Misspokements
There’s an old saying, “Ya don’t keep runnin’ after you catch the bus.”
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
When I hit Jimmy with that left it felt like when you hit a baseball and it goes right into deep field.
Joe Frazier
American boxing champion
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
On knocking out Jimmy Ellis
Can she sing?… she's practically a Florence Nightingale.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Why do you always insist on playing while I’m trying to conduct?
Eugene Ormandy
(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment
Misspokements
Music
Conducting
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