Subject: Misspokements (Page 20)

I thought that "Roman candles" just meant that they were imported. You know, from Romany.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

He slides into second with a stand up double.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria… I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing.

weightlifting commentator
Misspokements

Mike Andrews' limits are limitless.

American baseball manager
Misspokements

Fast bowlers are quick. Just watch this – admittedly it is in slow motion.

Australian cricketer
Misspokements Sports

One player was lost because he broke his nose; how do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?

(1924 – 2012) American football player & coach
Football Misspokements Sports

Do you think that suppository is gonna be safe from me there, Edith?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Health Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Here’s a guy who can use his arms and legs at the same time.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
Football Misspokements Sports

In Willie DeWit, we have an all-American boy, even though he is a Canadian.

Boxing Misspokements Sports

Pedroza – the crown on his head hanging by a thread.

British sports commentator
Boxing Misspokements Sports

The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.

Misspokements Sports

Tell them to stand closer apart.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

I took my parents back to the airport today. They leave tomorrow.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter
Misspokements

As for that VP talk all the time, I’ll tell you, I still can’t answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
Government Misspokements

I’ll be sad to go, and I wouldn’t be sad to go; it wouldn’t upset me to leave St. Louis, but it would upset me to leave St. Louis; it’s hard to explain. You’ll find out one of these days, but maybe you never will.

Canadian-born American hockey player
Misspokements Sports

It’s a humbling thing being humble.

Ohio State football player
Misspokements Sports

He’s the man of the hour at this particular moment.

(1931 – ) American boxing promoter
Boxing Misspokements Sports

All of ‘em, any of ‘em that have been in front of me over all these years.

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
Communication Misspokements

Hi ho Silverwear… Away!

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

… standing there making a sitting target of himself.

English boxing manager & trainer
Boxing Misspokements Sports

Rally points scoring is twenty for the fastest, eighteen for the second fastest, right down to six points for the slowest fastest.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports