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Subject:
Misspokements
(Page 22)
My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Characteristics
Misspokements
Fairness
Good
Surrender
Brilliant sunshine rained down on the city.
Anonymous
Misspokements
Mixed metaphors
There is one word in America that says it all, and that word is, ‘You never know.’
Joaquin Andujar
professional baseball player
Misspokements
We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Beckenbauer really has gambled all his eggs.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
Misspokements
I don't think he's a thousand percent mentally.
Eamonn Dunphy
Irish football player, author & broadcaster
Misspokements
And there’s Ray Clemence looking as cool as ever out in the cold.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Misspokements
Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Money
Economical
Expense
The trouble with this business is the dearth of bad pictures.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Misspokements
Your face is a household word.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Face
Both of the Villa scorers – Withe and Mortimer – were born in Liverpool as was the Villa manager Ron Saunders who was born in Birkenhead.
David Coleman
Misspokements
Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Bit off more than I can chew
Special kind of stanima.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Stamina
There’s nothing wrong with revenge – it’s the best way to get even.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Revenge
Getting cut in the face is a pain in the butt.
Theo Fleury
Canadian hockey player
Hockey
Misspokements
Sports
Oxymorons
The Mets have gotten their leadoff hitter on base only once in this inning.
Ralph Kiner
(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
When our boys come home from France, we will have the
hags flung
out.
William Archibald Spooner
(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements
Flags hung out
Spoonerism
Never make predictions… especially about the future.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Future
Misspokements
Time
(also Casey Stengel)
Predictions
He hasn't been the normal Paul Scholes today, and he's not the only one.
Alvin Martin
English football player & analyst
Misspokements
That’s how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy… all them
grettos.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Ghettos
He (Satchel Paige) threw the ball as far from the bat and as close to the plate as possible.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Pitching
Satchel Paige
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