Subject: Misspokements (Page 22)

My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Brilliant sunshine rained down on the city.

There is one word in America that says it all, and that word is, ‘You never know.’

professional baseball player

We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

Beckenbauer really has gambled all his eggs.

English former football player & manager

I don't think he's a thousand percent mentally.

Irish football player, author & broadcaster

And there’s Ray Clemence looking as cool as ever out in the cold.

professional football player, coach & executive

Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

The trouble with this business is the dearth of bad pictures.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Your face is a household word.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Both of the Villa scorers – Withe and Mortimer – were born in Liverpool as was the Villa manager Ron Saunders who was born in Birkenhead.

Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Special kind of stanima.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

There’s nothing wrong with revenge – it’s the best way to get even.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Getting cut in the face is a pain in the butt.

Canadian hockey player

The Mets have gotten their leadoff hitter on base only once in this inning.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

When our boys come home from France, we will have the hags flungout.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words

Never make predictions… especially about the future.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

He hasn't been the normal Paul Scholes today, and he's not the only one.

English football player & analyst

That’s how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy… all them grettos.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He (Satchel Paige) threw the ball as far from the bat and as close to the plate as possible.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager