Subject: Misspokements (Page 23)

I play football. I’m not trying to be a professor. The tests don’t seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven’t been through in school.

Football Misspokements Sports

The Queen's Park Oval -– as its name suggests, absolutely round!

cricket commentator
Misspokements Sports

To hell with the cost, if it’s a good story, I’ll make it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

I don’t pay any attention to him… I don’t even ignore him.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Normally in Chicago, you always have some kind of weather.

Football Misspokements Science/Weather Sports

This President is going to lead us out of this recovery.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government Misspokements President

We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government Misspokements Mistakes Problems

The next time I send a damn fool for something, I go myself.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Situations

And there goes Juantorina down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.

BBC commentator
Misspokements Sports

Chappell just stood on his feet and smashed it to the boundary.

cricket commentator
Misspokements Sports

I’m willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics Misspokements

Jay Bell is 0-for-6 in this series with 10 homers and 52 RBIs.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I think it's that lack of width with his height.

English football player & analyst
Misspokements

We will invest in our people, quality education, job opportunity, family, neighborhood, and yes, a thing we call America.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
America Misspokements Places

Barack and Michelle Obama] have power in their words; they could refudiate [sic] what it is that this group is saying.

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
Misspokements

He (Lyndon Johnson) wanted to see poverty, so he came to see my team (1964 New York Mets).

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Misspokements Poverty Sports

From the waist down, Earl Campbell has the biggest legs I have ever seen on a running back.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
Misspokements Sports

Spencer’s running across field calling out, ‘Come inside me, come inside me.’

New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports

Nigel Mansell is the last person in the race apart from the five in front of him.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

It’s difficult to play against a man… I mean Martina. She scares you with those big muscles.

Czech professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy – but that could change.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements