Subject: Misspokements (Page 23)

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English football player & manager
Misspokements Sports Time

I want to be Robin to Bush’s Batman.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements

My brain beats faster.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.

British sports commentator
Misspokements Sports

Let’s bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication Misspokements Speech

I don’t think I’m alone when I say I’d like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.

Misspokements

Twelve for 23… it doesn't take a genius to see that's under 50 percent.

American sportscaster
Misspokements

For NASA, space is still a high priority.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements Speech

Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis’s misses every chance he gets.

professional snooker player & commentator
Misspokements Sports

You're a liar. There ain't no “Hotel Episode” in Detroit!

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

It’s lap 26 of 58, which unless I’m very much mistaken is half way.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

That slow motion doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling.

Australian cricketer & commentator
Misspokements Sports

The symbol of peace… the pigeon!

Irish sports broadcaster
Misspokements Sports

You don’t have enough smarts to straighten this out. This is unstraightable.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager
Intelligence Misspokements Sports

Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago…

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

Your lucky number… is… C.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

They’ve picked their heads up off the ground and they now have a lot to carry on their shoulders.

English former football player & manager
Misspokements Sports

Juarez is reported to be the most dangerous city in America.

(1950 – ) American politician & 47th governor of Texas
Misspokements Places

If (Pete) Rose’s streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I have reiterated over again what I have said before.

(1910 – 1991) American mayor (New York City)
Communication Misspokements