Subject: Misspokements (Page 23)

The Mets have gotten their leadoff hitter on base only once in this inning.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

The first two-syllable word I learned when I was growing up was "discretion.”

Irish football player, author & broadcaster
Misspokements

That's the thing that broke the straw.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

And now, coming into the game is the five-ton junior from Canton, Ohio.

Misspokements Sports

My brain beats faster.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The faster he goes, the quicker he’ll get to the pits; the slower he goes, the longer it will take.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports Time

I don’t like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him.

New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports

It tastes like any other sport drink.

Japanese marathoner
Misspokements Sports

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

He's the kind of player who usually comes along rarely and sometimes never.

(1927 – ) American football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

It’s a humbling thing being humble.

Ohio State football player
Misspokements Sports

He talks not probably enough yet, because of the experience he hasn't got.

English football player
Misspokements

The Queen's Park Oval -– as its name suggests, absolutely round!

cricket commentator
Misspokements Sports

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. Well, I didn't live in this century.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
America History Misspokements Places

The scene is dull; tell him to put more life into his dying.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Acting Entertainment Misspokements

Is that the best game you ever pitched?

Baseball Misspokements Sports

The principles that were principled were non-principled.

(1938 – 2010) Russian politician
Misspokements

They will pass the father-son tandem of Buddy Bell and Yogi Berra.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements

I want you all to synchronize your tongues to silence.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Concentration-wise, we’re having trouble crossing the line mentally from a toughness standpoint.

American football coach
Misspokements Sports

He looks up at him through blood smeared lips.

British sports commentator
Boxing Misspokements Sports