Subject: Misspokements (Page 25)

Ifso fatso

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

It’s difficult to remember when you haven’t played it before.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment Intelligence Memory Misspokements Music

Gentlemen, for your information, I have a question to ask you.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

These people haven’t seen the last of my face. If I go down, I’m going down standing up.

American basketball player
Basketball Misspokements Sports

I want you all to synchronize your tongues to silence.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Why do you always insist on playing while I’m trying to conduct?

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment Misspokements Music

Such Bulgarians should be vanished.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

This is only a little mispensation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

She changes prices. I caught her in a near misdemeanus.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Crime Misspokements

(He) simply lost that sun-blown popup.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

[Osama Bin Laden is] either alive and well or alive and not too well or not alive.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense
Misspokements

We haven't had the rub of the dice.

English football player & manager
Misspokements Sports

Cricket shouldn't be used as a political football.

English cricketer
Misspokements Sports

It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment; it’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements Speech

I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.

Australian football player
Football Misspokements Sports

Special kind of stanima.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.

Misspokements Sports

Fred Titmus has two short legs, one of them square.

Misspokements Sports

She’s not [runner] Ben Johnson… but then, who is.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

Brilliant sunshine rained down on the city.

Misspokements Mixed metaphors