Subject: Misspokements (Page 27)

That’s what Abel was saying when he got it in the back from his own brother with a cane.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

A man could not be in two places at the same time unless he were a bird.

(1736 – 1807) Irish politician
Misspokements People

Opening games make me nervous; to tell the truth, I’d rather open with our second game.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

The Mexicans… these tiny little men from South America.

British sports commentator
Boxing Misspokements People Sports

Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees.

British commentator
Misspokements Sports

I’m a golfer – not an athlete.

professional golfer
Golf Misspokements Sports

When our boys come home from France, we will have the hags flungout.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

(We) should be allowed to wear shorts; God almighty, (LPGA) women are allowed to wear ‘em, and we’ve got better legs than they do.

professional golfer
Golf Misspokements Sports

Even if they had it in the streets, I wouldn’t go.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

Misspokements Sports Time

As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is fifth.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

When those stalls open, the horses are literally going to explode.

British horse racing commentator
Misspokements Sports

Roy Keane – his face punches the air.

Scottish football player & broadcaster
Misspokements

My eyesight went blurry from the lastitude they put in the mushrooms.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

We are really the victims of our own problems.

English football player
Misspokements

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Language Misspokements Places

It tastes like any other sport drink.

Japanese marathoner
Misspokements Sports

The series is already won, but I don’t know by which team.

professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Nothing means nothing, but it isn’t really nothing because nothing is something that isn’t.

professional basketball player
Misspokements

Stengel: Well, I have given that thought a lot of thinking lately and last night… well – I finally made up my mind.

Reporter: Which way?

Stengel: I made up my mind both ways.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Misspokements

Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports