Subject: Money » Poverty (Page 3)

It's not hard to tell we was poor—when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.

(1928 – 2012) American comedian & actor

I was so poor, I couldn't even pay attention.

What I'm saying is we were poor, people; I mean, blues singers would show up at our house when they had writer's block – that's how poor we were.

(1954 – ) American comedian, writer & musician

You know you poor when you eatin’ breakfast food late; you fryin’ toast?… at nine o’clock at night?… with bacon?… you’re broke.

(1957 – 2008) American comedian & actor

When I was young, poverty was so common that we didn't know it had a name.

(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president

My mom bought cookies… and they were never the good cookies; it was always the pack of 1000 that said: 'Cookies.'

comedian

We were poor. we were so poor, in my neighborhood the rainbow was in black-and-white.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

Ten men in the country could buy the world and ten million can’t buy enough to eat.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

We were so poor we had to eat dough for breakfast and sit out in the sun for lunch!

We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.

(1965 – ) comedian, actor, screenwriter, television producer & director

I was so poor… in my neighborhood, the rainbow was in black and white!

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.

(1924 – 1997) Dutch-American artist

It is better to live rich than to die rich.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer

When I was born I owed twelve dollars.

(1889 – 1961) Am. playwright, theater director & producer & humorist

It was all the wolf could do to keep us away from his door.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor

The poor and ignorant will continue to lie and steal as long as the rich and educated show them how.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher

You're never too poor for good toilet paper.

comedian

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist

Lack of money is the root of all evil.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist