Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 31)

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Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

The squeaky wheel gets replaced.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

Politicians who vote huge expenditures to alleviate problems get re-elected; those who propose structural changes to prevent problems get early retirement.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws Politicians

Just when you get really good at something you don’t need to do it anymore.

Murphy’s Laws

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!

Arms Conflict Military Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.

Military Murphy’s Laws

New systems generate new problems.

Murphy’s Laws

1. Nothing is ever so bad it can't be made worse by firing the coach. 2. A free agent is anything but. 3. Whatever can go to New York will..

Activities Murphy’s Laws New York City Places Sports

A component’s degree of reliability is directly proportional to its ease of accessibility (i.e., the harder it is to get to, the more often it breaks down).

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

On the TV screen, pure drivel tends to drive off ordinary drivel.

Communication Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Speech Television

As an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) grows longer, sooner or later someone will compare someone or something to Hitler or Nazism.

Murphy’s Laws

Always assume that your assumption is invalid.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Thinking

Truth varies.

Characteristics Government Honesty Murphy’s Laws Politics Truth

If you mess with something long enough, it'll break.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

The number of people in any working group tends to increase regardless of the amount of work to be done.

Murphy’s Laws People Work

If you start walking, the bus will come when you are precisely halfway between stops.

Murphy’s Laws

The more ridiculous a belief system, the higher the probability of its success.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws Success

Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Auditors always reject any expense account with a bottom line divisible by five or ten.

Money Murphy’s Laws

The most valuable quotation will be the one for which you cannot determine the source.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

The only imperfect thing in nature is the human race.

Murphy’s Laws People