Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 31)

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Everything happens at the same time with nothing in between.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

The problem-solving process will always break down at the point at which it is possible to determine who caused the problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

1. The information you have is not what you want. 2. The information you want is not what you need. 3. The information you need is not what you can obtain. 4. The information you can obtain costs more than you want to pay.

Beliefs Facts Murphy’s Laws

Paper is always strongest at the perforations.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Only adults have difficulty with child-proof bottles.

Health Murphy’s Laws People

Avoid any action with an unacceptable outcome.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The amateur is the one with all the answers.

Murphy’s Laws

When you want to unlock a door but only have one hand free, the keys will be in the opposite pocket.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs.

Murphy’s Laws

Money isn’t everything as long as you have enough.

Money Murphy’s Laws

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

History Murphy’s Laws People Wisdom

A fool and your money are soon partners.

Fools Money Murphy’s Laws

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.

Murphy’s Laws

By definition, when you are investigating the unknown, you do not know what you will find.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat itself.

Murphy’s Laws

If your next pot of chili tastes better, it probably is because of something left out, rather than added.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Every employee begins at his level of competence.

Murphy’s Laws Work

When you're not in a hurry, the traffic light will turn green as soon as your vehicle comes to a complete stop.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

All other things being equal, the side with the simplest uniforms wins.

Appearance Clothing Military Murphy’s Laws

Wisdom is considered a sign of weakness by the powerful because a wise man can lead without power but only a powerful man can lead without wisdom.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The average time between throwing something away and needing it badly is two weeks. This time can be reduced to one week by retaining the thing for a long time first.

Murphy’s Laws