Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 39)

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Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.

Conflict Murphy’s Laws

The distance you have to park from your apartment increases in proportion to the weight of packages you are carrying.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

If you wait, it will go away.

Murphy’s Laws Time

There is always one more son of a bitch than you counted on.

Murphy’s Laws People Situations

If you live long enough, something will kill you.

Death Life Murphy’s Laws

The slowest checker is always at the quick-check-out lane.

Murphy’s Laws Shopping

Men and nations will act rationally towards each other only after all other possibilities have been exhausted.

Characteristics Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People

If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.

Murphy’s Laws

Things hate people.

Murphy’s Laws People Things

The one who least wants to play is the one who will win

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws Situations

Actually, it only seems as though you mustn't be deceived by appearances.

Appearance Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.

Murphy’s Laws Taxes Time

Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.

Murphy’s Laws Places Things

The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Statistics are no substitute for common sense.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Paper is always strongest at the perforations.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he/she shall not be disappointed.

Murphy’s Laws

There must be one day above all others in each life that is the happiest

Corollary: What if you’ve already had it?

Emotions Happiness Murphy’s Laws Time

Don't use no double negatives.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

A taxpayer is someone who does not have to take a civil service exam in order to work for the government.

Government Murphy’s Laws Taxes

You will save yourself a lot of needless worry if you don't burn your bridges until you come to them.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time