Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 46)

When the product is destined to fail, the delivery system will perform perfectly.

You can't fall off the floor.

Avoid any action with an unacceptable outcome.

When a person with experience meets a person with money, the person with experience will get the money and the person with the money will get some experience.

There are many inside dopes in politics and government.

Men and nations will act rationally towards each other only after all other possibilities have been exhausted.

Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.

Statistics are no substitute for common sense.

No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered, take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

After large expenditures of federal, state, and county funds; after much confusion generated by detours and road blocks; after greatly annoying the surrounding population with noise, dust, and fumes – the previously existing traffic jam is relocated by one-half mile.

Anything is easier to take apart than it is to put together.

The driver behind you wants to go five miles per hour faster.

The success of any venture will be helped by prayer, even in the wrong denomination.

It's better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.

As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.

Last year's was always better.

No matter which direction you start it’s always against the wind coming back.

How to locate the slow-moving traffic lane or check-out land: Get in it.

Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he/she shall not be disappointed.

You can never do merely one thing.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.