Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 46)

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When the product is destined to fail, the delivery system will perform perfectly.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

You can't fall off the floor.

Alcohol Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Avoid any action with an unacceptable outcome.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

When a person with experience meets a person with money, the person with experience will get the money and the person with the money will get some experience.

Money Murphy’s Laws

There are many inside dopes in politics and government.

Fools Government Intelligence Language Murphy’s Laws Politics

Men and nations will act rationally towards each other only after all other possibilities have been exhausted.

Characteristics Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People

Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.

Government Murphy’s Laws Politics

Statistics are no substitute for common sense.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered, take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

Murphy’s Laws

After large expenditures of federal, state, and county funds; after much confusion generated by detours and road blocks; after greatly annoying the surrounding population with noise, dust, and fumes – the previously existing traffic jam is relocated by one-half mile.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

Anything is easier to take apart than it is to put together.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The driver behind you wants to go five miles per hour faster.

Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws Things

The success of any venture will be helped by prayer, even in the wrong denomination.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws Success

It's better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.

Health Money Murphy’s Laws Wealth

As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Last year's was always better.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter which direction you start it’s always against the wind coming back.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

How to locate the slow-moving traffic lane or check-out land: Get in it.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Situations Things

Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he/she shall not be disappointed.

Murphy’s Laws

You can never do merely one thing.

Murphy’s Laws

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems