Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 46)

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He who trains his tongue to quote the learned sages will be known far and wide as a smart-ass.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

Space expands to house the people to perform the work that Congress creates.

Congress Government Murphy’s Laws

When a politician gets an idea, he usually gets it wrong.

Ideas Murphy’s Laws Politicians

The number of stones in your boot is directly proportional to the number of hours you have been on the trail.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness.

Murphy’s Laws

When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you're certain you're finished with, you will need it instantly.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The business contact that you have developed at great expense is the first person to be let go in any corporate reorganization.

Murphy’s Laws People

Exciting plays occur only while you are watching the scoreboard or out buying a hot dog.

Murphy’s Laws Sports

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter where you are, there you are.

Murphy’s Laws Places

Hockey is a game played by six good players and a home team.

Hockey Murphy’s Laws Sports

The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

When two people meet to decide how to spend a third person's money, fraud will result.

Money Murphy’s Laws People

Expansion means complexity; and complexity decay.

Murphy’s Laws

Tact is the art of telling someone to lose thirty pounds without ever using the word “fat.”

Characteristics Fat Murphy’s Laws

An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.

Murphy’s Laws

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.

Children Family Murphy’s Laws

If you steal from one author it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many it’s research.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Those who rise to executive positions lack the qualifications for anything lower.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Whenever you need to stop at a light to put on makeup, every light will be green.

Autos Murphy’s Laws