Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 49)

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A falling body always rolls to the most inaccessible spot.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Interchangeable devices won't.

Murphy’s Laws Things

There is no proposition, no matter how foolish, for which a dozen Nobel signatures cannot be collected.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

If an item is advertised as "under $50," you can bet it's not $19.95.

Murphy’s Laws Shopping

Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't.

Murphy’s Laws Shopping Things

People specialize in their area of greatest weakness.

Murphy’s Laws People

Suppressive fires – won’t.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Love letters, business contracts and money due you always arrive three weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent.

Murphy’s Laws Time

There’s always one more bug.

Computers Murphy’s Laws Things

The bigger they are, the harder they hit.

Fights Murphy’s Laws

All pluses have their minuses.

Murphy’s Laws

The object or bit of information most needed will be least available.

Murphy’s Laws

The only imperfect thing in nature is the human race.

Murphy’s Laws People

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they always point upwards from the floor… especially in the dark.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Situations Things

Everything is more complicated than it looks to most people.

Murphy’s Laws People

Don't worry… nobody gives a hoot anyway.

Murphy’s Laws People

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

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Murphy’s Laws

Nature abhors people.

Murphy’s Laws People

When you drop coins, the pennies will fall nearby, while all the others will roll out of sight.

Murphy’s Laws

The most expensive component is the one that breaks.

Murphy’s Laws Problems