Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 56)

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If you break a cup or plate, it will not be the one that was already chipped or cracked.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

As an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) grows longer, sooner or later someone will compare someone or something to Hitler or Nazism.

Murphy’s Laws

Nothing matters very much, and very few things matter at all.

Murphy’s Laws

The less work an organization produces, the more frequently it reorganizes.

Murphy’s Laws

Never leave hold of what you've got until you've got hold of something else.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If the people of a democracy are allowed to do so, they will vote away the freedoms which are essential to that democracy.

Democracy Elections/Voting Government Murphy’s Laws

Twitter makes you like people you don’t know, and Facebook makes you hate people you do

Communication Murphy’s Laws

An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

Murphy’s Laws

The only imperfect thing in nature is the human race.

Murphy’s Laws People

Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.

Murphy’s Laws

If your project doesn't work, look for the part you didn't think was important.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

Caveats are always* forgotten.
*Caveat: except in rare instances.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.

Money Murphy’s Laws Shopping Time

Only after locking your toolbox/shed at the end of a DIY job do you find another tool to return to your toolbox/shed.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

Far-away talent always seems better than home-developed talent.

Murphy’s Laws People

Say no… then negotiate.

Murphy’s Laws

The speaker with the most monotonous voice speaks after the big meal.

Communication Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Speech

If the law-makers make a compromise, the place where it will be felt most is the taxpayer’s pocket.

Money Murphy’s Laws Politicians

The lagging activity in a project will invariably be found in the area where the highest overtime rates lie waiting.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work

The fewer functions any device is required to perform, the more perfectly it can perform those functions.

Murphy’s Laws Things