Subject: People » Men (Page 3)

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

(1921 – 1995) American actress

Bachelor: A man who can get out of bed from either side.

Men are simple things; they can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

(1975 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host

This guy says, ‘I’m perfect for you, ‘cause I’m a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.’ … I said, ‘Oh, a gay trucker?’

(1956 – ) American entertainer & comedian

In Genesis it says that it is not good for a man to be alone… but sometimes it is a great relief.

(1882 – 1942) American actor

Women don’t respect salad eaters.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

Gentleman: A man who remembers a woman’s birthday but forgets her age.

Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

Guys I’ve been meeting have the worst pickup lines, like: “Hey, what’s your friend’s name?”

(1977 – ) American comedian

Men love to be thought of as funny… except when they’re in bed.

(1968 – ) American actress & singer

Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Marriage is the price men pay for sex, sex is the price women pay for marriage.

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor

It’s well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being rediscovered with great excitement.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

A man is incomplete until he is married; after that, he is finished.

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress

Men are like chocolate bars: sweet, smooth, and heading straight for your hips.

Women are absolutely equal; they just can't quite lift as much.

(1953 – ) American singer, songwriter, actor, author & radio personality

Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later, and for another thing, they die earlier.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

I like men who have a future and women who have a past.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet