Subject: People » Men (Page 3)

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

(1921 – 1995) American actress
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Bachelor: A man who can get out of bed from either side.

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Men are simple things; they can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

(1975 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host
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This guy says, ‘I’m perfect for you, ‘cause I’m a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.’ … I said, ‘Oh, a gay trucker?’

(1956 – ) American entertainer & comedian
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In Genesis it says that it is not good for a man to be alone… but sometimes it is a great relief.

(1882 – 1942) American actor
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Women don’t respect salad eaters.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
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Gentleman: A man who remembers a woman’s birthday but forgets her age.

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Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
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That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
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Guys I’ve been meeting have the worst pickup lines, like: “Hey, what’s your friend’s name?”

(1977 – ) American comedian
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Men love to be thought of as funny… except when they’re in bed.

(1968 – ) American actress & singer
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Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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Marriage is the price men pay for sex, sex is the price women pay for marriage.

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The bravest thing that men do is love women.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor
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It’s well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being rediscovered with great excitement.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
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A man is incomplete until he is married; after that, he is finished.

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress
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Men are like chocolate bars: sweet, smooth, and heading straight for your hips.

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Women are absolutely equal; they just can't quite lift as much.

(1953 – ) American singer, songwriter, actor, author & radio personality
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Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later, and for another thing, they die earlier.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
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If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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I like men who have a future and women who have a past.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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