Subject: People » Rednecks (Page 5)

You might be a redneck if… you've ever heard the phrase "come and move this transmission so I can take a bath!"

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People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… your coffee table used to be a cable spool.

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You might be a redneck if… you ever won first prize in a tobacco spittin’ contest.

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Activities People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you've ever taken an RV to a drive-in movie.

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You might be a redneck if… you refer to the fifth grade as “my senior year.”

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You might be a redneck if… you see a sign that says "Say No To Crack" and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

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You might be a redneck if… your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.

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People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."

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People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

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People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you've painted a car with house paint.

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You might be a redneck if… you think the winter Olympic sport of curling is part of the “Big Hair” competition.

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Hair People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… the FBI surrounded your trailer park twice so far this year.

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You might be a redneck if… you take a six-pack cooler to church.

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You might be a redneck if… your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

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You might be a redneck if… your brother-in-law is your uncle AND your grandfather.

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You might be a redneck if… the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

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You might be a redneck if… you own a Waffle House credit card.

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If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

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You might be a redneck if… you work with a shirt off… and so does your husband.

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You might be a redneck if… you refer to the time you won a free case of motor oil as, “the day my ship came in.”

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People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… your daughter's Barbie Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

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