Subject: People » Rednecks (Page 5)

You might be a redneck if… you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

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People Rednecks Things

You might be a redneck if… the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.

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Autos People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.

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People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.

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People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

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You might be a redneck if… you think Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company.

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People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

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People Rednecks Things

You might be a redneck if… the FBI surrounded your trailer park twice so far this year.

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People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.

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People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you own a homemade fur coat.

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You might be a redneck if… you've been on television more than five times describing what the tornado sounded like.

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People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you take a six-pack cooler to church.

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You might be a redneck if… the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

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Money People Rednecks Relationships

You might be a redneck if… you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.

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Food/Drink People Rednecks Things

You might be a redneck if… your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

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Autos People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… one of your kids was born on a pool table.

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People Rednecks Situations

You might be a redneck if… your home has more miles on it than your car.

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Autos People Rednecks

You may be a redneck if… your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

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You might be a redneck if… you got into a fistfight at your last yard sale.

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You might be a redneck if… you’re banned from the Memphis Zoo because you disturb the monkeys.

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You might be a redneck if… you've ever worn a tube-top to a funeral home.

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