Subject: People » Rednecks (Page 6)

You might be a redneck if… you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

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You might be a redneck if… your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

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If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

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You might be a redneck if… your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

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You might be a redneck if… you think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.

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You might be a redneck if… you have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.

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You might be a redneck if… the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

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You might be a redneck if… the Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.

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You might be a redneck if… your on your first date you had to ask your dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

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You might be a redneck if… you think a turtleneck is a key ingredient for soup.

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You might be a redneck if… your child’s first words are “Attention Kmart shoppers!

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You might be a redneck if… you wear someone else's work shirt.

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If your son's name is Dale Jr. and your name's not Dale… you might be a redneck.

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You might be a redneck if… you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

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You might be a redneck if… your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.

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You might be a redneck if… a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.

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If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

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You might be a redneck if… you have a close relative named "Cletus.”

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You might be a redneck if… you've ever worn a tube-top to a funeral home.

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You might be a redneck if… you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

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