Subject: People » Women (Page 22)

The only place a men want depth in a woman is in her [cleavage].

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress

Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

Women who drink white wine either want to get married, sell you a piece of real estate, or redecorate your house; either way, it's expensive.

(1946 – 1994) writer & humorist

Man: An animal [whose]… chief occupation is the extermination of other animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole habitable earth and Canada.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

It is said that behind every great man lies a great woman… this is because women lie.

(1967 – ) English comedian

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.

I'm just a person trapped in a woman's body.

(1952 – ) comedian

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men.

(1857 – 1924) English (Polish-Ukrainian-born) novelist

A man can be called ruthless if he bombs a country to oblivion; a woman can be called ruthless if she puts you on hold.

(1934 – ) American feminist, journalist, & social & political activist

Nymphomaniac:  a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author